What Happens Next?

[lutzj]

All of a sudden, Chuck Norris sprung up behind him and roundhouse kicked him into the crowd, killing billions.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

And then a nuke landed that threw Chuck Norris into a black hole.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Chuck Norris ceased to exist.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

The world rejoiced.

 

[ggganz]

Not surprisingly, the fabric of the universe collapsed.

"There is an order to the universe: Space, Time, Chuck Norris... just kidding, Chuck Norris is first."

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

The Three Fates, used to dealing with the fabric of life, then repaired the fabric of the universe itself.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

EDIT: X-Post

 

[ggganz]

But not Chuck Norris. Nobody can fix Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris. So Chuck Norris killed Einstein.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

He is dead! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Chuck Norris proceeded to kill Buddha, and took upon himself the Buddha's knowledge, so he proceeded to commit suicide, and...

 

[Daftpanzer]

came back to life...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

...and committed suicide again, STAYED DEAD, and the repercussions of his suicide...

 

[oneperson]

Caused the earth to crash into Mars... again.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Causing Mars to ricochet off Earth and knock jupiter out of orbit, which...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Knocked Chuck Norris' dead body into deep space.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Chuck Norris floats into a black hole, where he can never escape.

 

[Terrance888]

Exept through the 6th demention, where he folded Space Time.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

however, he banished himself from that demention to by doing that.

 

[Terrance888]

And started to see all 3-d objects in 2-d... full of ass...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

And saw just how much life was like television, causing himself to...