What have you learnt from video games?

[LucyDuke]

If you trap someone in a bubble then pop the bubble they will turn into a piece of food.

 

[War Bear]

I've learnt that:
-If you mount something on the tip of a flamethrower that looks like a snake's head and draw a scary face on it, it will radically alter it's properties and give you +125 health.
-You can go through homes and pick up stuff to throw at police and the residents won't care.
-You need additional silos.

 

[Ace of Gold]

ive learned that its never safe to leave without a head shot. It does not matter if you sent 5 shots in that ******** chest.

 

[Kerozine]

Zombified obese people splurge bile that attracts a horde of zombies towards you.

First,



then



finally

 

[West 36]

Hitler owned the first mecha.

 

[azzaman333]

Every song in existance can be perfectly replicated by hitting coloured buttons.

 

[Sharwood]

The Parthian empire had control of Susa in 270 BC(E).

Likewise, Spain thoroughly controlled Lisbon in June 1940, and Italy did so in 1914. In fact, Spain did not even exist at that date.

 

[Gilder]

Time travel solves everything.

There is nothing wrong with messing with demonsional barriers without knowing the consquences.

Giant weapons of mass destruction can in fact be slain if you have a big enough cannon powered by stuff from the moons.

You can buy "lightsabers" off the internet.

 

[El_Machinae]

If you park your car on the traintracks just right, the train can knock you very, very, very, very far.

And it always pays to smash open vases, wherever you go.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

"Flashbangs" and "stun" grenades are distinct, instead of being the same thing.

 

[Godwynn]

And it always pays to smash open vases, wherever you go.

What if you kick a vase and it explodes or a skeleton pops out?

 

[Ace of Gold]

After you whack someone, you need to drop the gun, walk out briskly but do not run and not make eye contact but dont look away at the same time.

 

[Agent327]

To be done in this way: I've learnt that...

I've learnt that if you die, you've got at least two more attempts at life before you're finished for good.

I've learnt that it doesn't matter if you screw something up, you can always reload and try again.

I've learnt that cops can't recognise you if you change your clothes, or spray paint your car.

I've learnt that you can kill all sorts of nasty things by jumping on their heads.

I've learnt that if you see mushrooms, eat them. They will make you grow larger, give you extra lives, and even allow you to shoot fire on occasion.

Please add more.

What have you learnt from video games?

Basically... nothing. (Anything you learn from a 'video game' isn't applicable in real life - unless you're planning to blow up your school... If I want to learn something, I read.)

 

[Harbringer]

What have you learnt from video games?

Basically... nothing. (Anything you learn from a 'video game' isn't applicable in real life - unless you're planning to blow up your school... If I want to learn something, I read.)

Do you think anybody hear will go "oooh hes the smart one hes so radical and different!"

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I learned that a barbarian warrior with a stone club can take over a city with walls and a huge tank fortified inside. (CivII.... of course, the AI cheats!)

 

[RoboPig]

If somebody starts shooting at you, jump!

 

[Globex]

I've learned that if you run against a wall at a specific angle, you can go through it.

I've learned that it is impossible for you to capture a deadly disease if you are destined to catch the disease at a later time.

I've learned that if you ever decide you travel by foot between cities, you will invariable be attacked by annoying pterodactyl-like creatures.

I've learned that the government can retrain large masses of people to be scientists, tax collectors, engineers, police officers or entertainers within very short time spans with no cost.

 

[azzaman333]

What have you learnt from video games?

Basically... nothing. (Anything you learn from a 'video game' isn't applicable in real life - unless you're planning to blow up your school... If I want to learn something, I read.)

You missed the point of the thread.

By a long way.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

I've learned that if you run against a wall at a specific angle, you can go through it.

through it, and under the ground!

 

[Infantry#14]

I've learned tht spraying water at enemy soldier' crotch will wake him up from tranquilized sleep