What is Mr. Winkle?

[Superevie]

Mr. Winkle:

Mr. Winkle is this disturbling unreal looking dog that is also very cute. I just got the calendar after seeing it a few months ago. A friend and I looked at a picture of this wacky dog and started laughing hysterically. She first said "He isn't a real dog!" Unbeliever. He is in fact real and adorable!

His Website

 

[Mr. Dictator]

dear god.........get Curt.....we proved Satan exists

 

[cgannon64]

Can someone please post the "Everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten" picture, because this reminds me of it.

 

[h4ppy]

Not that ugly thing, I've seen cuter dogs in the middle of the road.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

to bad it wasnt that abomination

 

[gozpel]

My friend got one of those once. It got a stroke within the first month of its life and looked exactly like that picture.

Fortunately it died and my friend sent it to a taxidermist and made a beer opener of it.

 

[Speedo]

I'm going to have nightmares about that thing tonight...

 

[Mr. Dictator]

Originally posted by gozpel
Fortunately it died and my friend sent it to a taxidermist and made a beer opener of it.

key word there forunately

 

[h4ppy]

Originally posted by gozpel
My friend got one of those once. It got a stroke within the first month of its life and looked exactly like that picture.

Fortunately it died and my friend sent it to a taxidermist and made a beer opener of it.

How did he do that, did he use part of the skull or another bone or did he use the tail or something?

 

[Mr. Dictator]

just wait soon they will be high fashion

btw do you still have it

if you do sell it on EBAY

id buy it

 

[Superevie]

This is taking a disgusting and spammy turn. Doesn't anyone think he's kinda cute? I thought he was.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

cute in a euthynize (sp?) me sort of way

but no thats toooooo cruel

its...................unique cute

 

[CivCube]

It's (it's) fairly cute. One has to wonder if there's something wrong with his tongue, though.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

or its eyes

 

[The Yankee]

It's alright, maybe better if the flower wasn't trying to beat him up. Or I'm just partial to pets....

 

[CivCube]

You want cute, here's cute:

 

[The Yankee]

Are what those dogs doing legal?

Methinks most posters are too morbid for this kind of thread.

 

[Pontiuth Pilate]

This is why I want to die young...

 

[gozpel]

Originally posted by h4ppy


How did he do that, did he use part of the skull or another bone or did he use the tail or something?

The whole dog! The tiny fangs are placed perfectly place to lock onto a cap, just keep a hand on the doggies back and put the bottle in the mouth and move beerbottle down. "Clic" and you've got an open beer

The jaws got broken early tho, the taxidermist fixed that with strengthening wires.

Ugly and wierd...but useful.

 

[h4ppy]

Originally posted by CivCube
You want cute, here's cute:
PUGS

Now that's what I'd call cute.