What's the coolest way to die?

What's the coolest way to die?


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Being put through a wood chipper is a pretty cool way to die. As is wearing a magnifying glass hat on a sunny day, standing up on a roller coaster, and being electrocuted on a homemade electric chair.
 
Maybe because snoo snoo is more embarassing than cool? :rolleyes:

Cmon, there's absolutely nothing embarassing about dying due to a crushed pelvis from a big sexy amazonian babe, it's a war wound you'd wear with pride in whatever afterlife you believe in (well, so long as she's not a fat chick! That could be embarassing)
 
Defending someone else, being outnumbered, but still doing grievous harm to the attackers. Typical macho blaze-of-glory thing.
 
don't colour me emo but I really like the "eaten by a lion" bit. granted, the only "cool" thing about it is probably the primal fear at the moment when the first paw is just about to rake into your back after that it is all downhill. but I'd rather that my corpse is used for something useful other than feeding funghi and bacteria (mammals rule!). might have been those three weeks in Africa, though, that prompted me to select this option.

on that note: I'd rather it would be Wild Dogs. I'd reckon it'd go a lot faster on the unpleasant part and I have always been more of a dog-person. plus they feed their weak.

being drained by a vampire would top this, though. gosh, where did this thing for being eaten come from? that's new....
 
Being on an asteriod as it hits earth? aslong as you don't burn up on re-entry.
 
Way to jump on the snoo snoo bandwagon
That episode was on last night, so I immediately thought of it. Didn't read the thread beforehand tbh. :p Also, isn't it "snu snu", not "snoo snoo"?
Death by exploding after swallowing a bomb that would just have killed thousands of people. :cool:
Why doesn't it still kill everybody if you swallowed it? Do you have an iron stomach and balls of steel?
 
gurrr.... can't get this scene out of my head now. "multi-billionaire X passed away quietly last night at the age of 90-something while making love to his 20-ish wife. bride is still recovering from a night of passion or something". some 80s movie death fantasy from a movie I can't remember.
 
Sword fight in a bar on the moon.

In fact I am looking forward to doing such a thing in 40 years or so :D
 
Die Hard, except that everyone dies when the Tower explodes in a giant fireball
 
Death by Snoo snoo

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This.

Also, I would like to be killed by a time traveler when I am a split second away from destroying the world. The time traveler will then get stuck in the present but live the rest of his life as a hero for killing me. My daughter will gain the time traveler's trust and learn how to create a new time machine. She will then go back in time and kill the time traveler just before he was about to kill me. Then I will destroy the whole world including my daughter and myself.
 
Not dying?
 
A pistol duel over my wife's honor, of course, the only reason I would die is because I would respectfully allow the other person the first shot, and die after the duel from the wound.
 
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