Which is the worst gift?

[Ankka]

Stinky Scented Candles. I can't stand them...

 

[BCLG100]

yer the fruitcake would have to be the worst present, because you cant nuwrap it.

 

[WickedSmurf]

Like this?

 

[Eastern Knight]

I ought to download that.

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Pricing List at a Garbage Sale:
[Commercial]

Ugly Tie: $0.00
Socks and Underwear: $0.00
Stinky Scented Candles: $0.00
Tickle-Me Elmo Doll: $0.00
Relatives' Homemade Fruitcake: $0.00
All of the above: Priceless.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

You do know that Devil's Island is quite the tourist attraction these days?
http://specials.americasvacationcenter.com/c/10/10894/2826_10894.htm

 

[Perfection]

But they do not know of the horrors that lie beneath the surface

 

[brandonbowler]

Socks and Underwhere. I hate it when you open them in front of everyone and they see it. Especially if there bad. (Usually are)

 

[a space oddity]

I voted the tickle-me doll. When my daughter got one years ago, she was terrified of it. BTW it was Ernie rather than Elmo but stil...

 

[jodox]

hmmm
i'd go with the tickle-me elmo doll LOL!

 

[Vancouver 2010]

Socks and underwear and ugly ties are all up there, but they all pale in comparison to the Fruitcake From HELL! (Hey, that would be an interesting movie title ... or not.)

 

[CIVPhilzilla]

Originally posted by Civanator
Where is the vote, "All of the above" ?

Dunno they should have one. *Checks invisible All of the above."

 

[Portuguese]

Underware can be a very good present, IF
-correct person
-correct piece
-correct ocasion
-correct use

If you do not think like this, think twice

 

[Gengis Khan]

That so wasn't worth bumping.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

I would vote for fruitcake. Noone likes fruitcake.

 

[Lord Draegon]

I voted fruitcake cause fruitcake is evil, though I have never seen one in real life I know that they are one of the most evil things ever created by man. I do not understand why someone creted such a thing, why why why? If I find out who nvented fruitcake I will hate hem for the rest of their puny insignificant exstance. Once Again Fruitcakes are evil and must be destroyed. Destroy the Fruitcakes.

 

[The_Unforgiven]

Originally posted by Portuguese
Underware can be a very good present, IF
-correct person
-correct piece
-correct ocasion
-correct use

If you do not think like this, think twice

Booyakasya! This here geezer has the wits!

 

[Pariah]

I put socks and underwear.

But what about giving the key prosecution witness at a murder trial a dead canary in an envelope? That has to be a pretty evil gift, especially for the prosecutor.

 

[Portuguese]

I would stick with what I said, but now WORST GIFT...

Hmmmmm...

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhm...

Perhaps...

besides Pariah one...

Ok: Have you heard of small cilinder, chinese made, costing €0,5, which contains a red slimmy liquid with a small boby part in plastic? Give that to the son of your friends, or to them directly, and see their reaction

In Port, mothers are pressing a law against it...

I think it would do...

Eheheheh

 

[The Person]

Baked fruit. Yuck.
You can't hide a fruit cake for long. And I almost never change my underwear (honestly), I have never worn a tie, and I can take the batteries out of the doll.

And just to make the point; some people have no sense of reality.

 

[Fox Mccloud]

I vote tickle me elmo doll. Crud like that is worse than even fruitcakes or tickets to the devil Island.