Who wants a not-so-super power?

*notices amadeus' sudden disappearance from this thread*
That’s because I would want to reply with something interesting, and it’s just not coming to me at the moment. Perhaps the concept has become stale? It’s one of those blipthreads that has a very short shelf life.
 
Sure, right after I request my super power, the thread closes down!
 
Hiatus-schmiatus. "Blipthread" says otherwise.
 
Hiatus-schmiatus. "Blipthread" says otherwise.
I try to put some effort into the creative process, and if the neurons aren’t moving the way they should then I just gotta wait.

Anyway:

You are The Jimmied Cart-er

You now have the power to avoid, at any Georgia supermarket, shopping carts which have less than fully-functional wheels.
 
I'd move.
 
I thought this thread was about the United States and geopolitics

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+ _EXCLUSIVE OFFER +
+ __FROM _AMADEUS_ +
+ _THIS COUPON EN- +
+ TITLES _YOU TO 1 +
+ FREE NOT-SO SUP- +
+ ER _POWER _TO BE +
+ _CHOSEN _BY _HIM +
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