Wittiest Locked Thread Closing Comment?

[Narz]

Please post links to and discuss the best "and that's the end of that" comment by a mod locking a thread.

Also users, you can pretend as if you were a mod and share how you would close certain threads (new and old) that annoy you (provide links).

Have fun!

 

[Perfection]

Sex and Cyborgs, no other thread comes close:
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=143115

 

[ainwood]

Moderator Action: These things should be there for people to stumble across themselves.

This one won't win any prizes, but this thread is (literally) PDMA.


"closed"