World's Oldest Fetus

[Scuffer]

You two are like chalk and cheese.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

You two are like chalk and cheese.

You shouldnt say that in such a gravelly voice.

 

[Scuffer]

I can't help it, it's my gritty character

so this is how you get a seriously large postcount

 

[Iggy]

All these puns! Just because some woman went to the doctor and was told she needed to lose at least a stone.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

We've hijacked this thread, time to start again with a clean slate.

 

[Iggy]

We've hijacked this thread, time to start again with a clean slate.

Indeed, appologies Jeff Yu. I will stop whilst I still have a grain of dignity left.

 

[CurtSibling]

I am sure the mods don't 'mined' a joke or two!

 

[Scuffer]

'Tai said it was also possible that the foetus was the woman’s twin and she had been carrying it all her life.'

Is there any concrete evidence for this?

 

[Iggy]

I am sure the mods don't 'mined' a joke or two!

Thats a gem.

 

[Akka]

Is it just me, or has this thread became a total spam-feast ?

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Theres been a tectonic shift in the tone of this thread.

 

[Iggy]

Is it just me, or has this thread became a total spam-feast ?

No, we are just having a hardened debate which has lead us along a rocky road, yet we are leaving no stone unturned.

 

[Scuffer]

Indeed. This thread is a rich seam of interesting nuggets of infomation.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Indeed. This thread is a rich seam of interesting nuggets of infomation.

Its true, I really dig this thread.

 

[MCdread]

Its true, I really dig this thread.

Question is: will it be buried?

 

[Iggy]

The thread was born from an ill conceived event and may be given a decent burial.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

This is a very grave matter.

 

[Scuffer]

Question is: will it be buried?

In a granite sarcophagus most likely.

 

[MCdread]

How many fossil layers must be removed for that?

 

[Taliesin]

The moral: don't take precious life for granite.
Oh, and be gneiss to old ladies.