Would you rather eat a dog or a chimp?

[warpus]

If someone engineered a dog with wings, I'd totally give honey garlic dog wings a go.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I'd rather starve.

Me, too. What kind of disgusting question is this that doesn't give an option for "neither"?

 

[Masada]

I've eaten monkey and dog. Both were tasty. Put me in the "I'd each both" category.

 

[Antilogic]

(I could be convinced to try both.)