Wow,That Can't Be Good...part DEUX

[Al Capwn]

Now he'll wind up being a male prostitute or a Lawyer.

What do you mean, "or"?
Is there a difference?

 

[Navarre]

The lawyer earns more and doesn't need to be sexy.

 

[El_Guappo]

The lawyer earns more and doesn't need to be sexy.

True, but if you're a sexy lawyer then you really rake in the bucks.

 

[warpus]

Nooooo, they're way different.

You screw a prostitute.. but the lawyer screws you.

 

[Kranden]

On emperor 5 Civilizations Declare war on you at once

/wrists

 

[NintendoTogepi]

I've explored and traded maps for most of the world...

The bottom half of the World Map in the right-hand corner starts to flicker and change constantly, not ownership so much as continental shifts and transformations...sea changes.

That can't be good...

I don't understand?

 

[colusaboy]

I don't understand?

It's simple.
His opponent has opened a rift between worlds and is no doubt summoning demons and M1 tanks from the abyss.

 

[Rusty Edge]

I don't understand?

My computer was getting overheated, overworked, and confused.
It was headed for a Memory Allocation Failure.

 

[colusaboy]

I thought the RIFT between worlds chock full of demons and tanks answer was better.

But yeah, honesty works too.

 

[LordMachiavelli]

Got this one yesterday: "A Great Spy has been born in Lisbon(Portugal)"

LM

 

[Synobun]

Having a civilization you have a +20 relationship with expand to your borders suddenly and plant large stacks of units near your territory.

That can't be good.

 

[Rusty Edge]

I thought the RIFT between worlds chock full of demons and tanks answer was better.

But yeah, honesty works too.

I agree. You were hilarious.


I try to give honest answers to honest questions- I just forgot to give you credit.

 

[Stylesjl]

When Isabella declared war on me, then her vassals Mao Zedong and Sitting bull. And after counterattacking against Mao Zedong.

Zara has declared on you, and Alexander!

But I managed to handle them all

 

[one2tieyourshoe]

But I managed to handle them all

Is this the bad part?

 

[IronicBuddha]

seeing 120 executives in an enemy city

 

[PreLynMax]

(Mod- Next War Revolutions)

Rejecting a request for independence from two cities (Askum and Gondar) watching Zulu rebels raze three of my cities and forcing me to switch civs while my old city lies in ruins... All in the BC years.

Having to retech ALL over using Mansa Musa as a new civ (I gave up after reteching Iron Working, and my old Ethiopian civ had copper, iron AND horses! And I just had HORSES in my new capital) and lose all my remaning forcing from rampanging barbarians!

 

[PreLynMax]

I got owned by the game from turn 1.

 

[Grinnenstadt]

You sit down after a long hard day at work to play a quick game of CIV 4 BTS. After victory, you look up and notice that it's 4am and you have to be up for work in three hours!!! That can't be good.

 

[BalbanesBeoulve]

It's probably been mentioned, but "Warmonger adopts theocracy"

 

[jlindy]

Playing a unrestricted leaders game and being greeted by your neighbor Shaka of Vikings!
That made for a long game. Thank the maker I got the Temple of Zeus before he did.