Wow,That Can't Be Good...part DEUX

A barbarian Uprising has Occured!

The Egyptian Civilization has been destroyed
 
"UN votes to ban nuclear weapons"

Reply? "NEVER"

couple of turns later,
Montezuma declares war on you...
Boudica declares war on you...
Shaka declares war on you...

the ground shakes for xxx minutes...

next thing i knew, my people were living in a nuclear wasteland...

so much for defying the world... lol
 
"Shaka Declares War on the Vikings"

Oh well it's not me

7 turns later

"The Viking Civilization has been destroyed"

Crap
 
3175 B.C. The Celtic Civilization has been destroyed!

That can't be good.


Also explains where those barb archers came from a couple of turns later.
I had just enough time to whip another warrior in the capital.
 
"Shintoism has been founded in a far away land!"

wtf!!???

What mod am I playing again??

LM
 
*Just after a big war against Persia*

That war went longer than I thought. Oh well. As long as I don't get dragged into ANY war, then I should be able to pull off a space-race victory.

[Isabella has declared war on you]
[Mao Zedong has declared war on you]

DANG! That can't be good. But at least I have my two friends...

Suliman: "I have enough on my hands at the moment aiming for victory in a space-race"

Mansa Musa: "I have enough on my hands at the moment aiming for victory in a space-race as well"

DANG!! That can't be good. Well, just as long as it doesn't go nuclea...

[Suliman has completed the Manhatten Project]

-.- That CAN'T be good. In fact, this CAN be just sad...
 
Starting with HC, Joao and Sitting Bull on a continent :

"Buddhism has been founded in Cuzco.
Huayna Capac converts to Buddhism.
Hinduism has been founded in Poverty Point.
Sitting Bull converts to Hinduism.
Judaism has been founded in Oporto.
Joao II converts to Judaism.
You've just founded Confucianism.
Do you want to convert ?"

Actually I was thinking "Oh man, that's gonna be good". :D
 
I'm meeting my new neighbors, Ghengis, Monty, Shaka, Hyeana... Uh where's my metal?

Then there's this barbarian uprising... That can't be good.
 
Just finished a sucessful war to consolodate my northern and western lands. Freddy to the north was a pushover and Hannibal, surprisingly, offered little resistance. Won with Trebs and maces. Just getting my army back together and the HRE to my east sounds the horns of war and rolls in with rifles and cannons. Uh-oh:(
 
Noticing the little clock on the screen says 4:00 AM and I have a 7:00 AM business meeting with a hyper-critical VP. This will not be good. I will worry about it after one more turn. Maybe two.
 
Looking to see where the Aluminum is and finding out that it's all inside my greatest enemy's territory who just got vassalized by my best friend. If only I had razed one more city.

Oh well their loss (Presses nuke button).
 
[Late the other night]
My only neighbour on a medium sized continent is a random personality Twitchy Germany, who have 3 Riverside Gold, Horses, Deer, Sheep and Copper in Berlin's Fat Cross...I'm Gandhi, have decided I'm having an early religion come hell or high water, have missed the first two and just got The 3rd....

The Cost? Well Germany has 7 cities, COL, Horseback Riding, Catapults and Swordsmen...I have a massive Unhappy Delhi, 3 wonders and a couple of Archers, No Metals, No Horses.....and what's that I hear, war trumpets?

Hmm, now where's that "new game" button, or better still just pull the plug and go to bed...now that'll teach me for trying to play religiously and having a wonderlust :lol:
 
Razing a city, then realizing its a Holy City on a continent with Justinian and Charles.

:<
 
"Zulu Melee units are equipped with larger, stronger shields, improving their defense versus Archery units."

Me: OMFG! Better stock on macemen.

I get 5 macemen out.

"Zulu scientists have invented smokeless powder, improving their Musketman units."

Me: WTF WTF WTF how does he have musketmen in 1200 ad???!??!?!

Shaka: Soon my numberless minions will destroy you all!

Me: Well, at least I got some macemen.

"The enemy has been spotted near Madrid!"

I'm gonna die.

50! 50! 50! macemen come to my border. 20! 20! 20! musketmen. 22! 22! 22! trebuchets!

I'm dead.
 
..........

Me: OMFG! Better stock on macemen.

........

50! 50! 50! macemen come to my border. 20! 20! 20! musketmen. 22! 22! 22! trebuchets!

Im dead.

You would have been better off producing "personal lubricants" to ease the pain of the rapidly approaching "spear encrusted sodomy." :sad:
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Jerrymander's sack of a HOLY CITY just hit home for me last week.
There's a social Faux Pas amongst the devout.
oops.
 
You have declared war against Montezuma (Just as planned)
Shaka declares war on you!
Isabella declares war on you!
Suryavarman declares war on you!
Julius Caesar declares war on you!
Gandhi declares war on you! (What?)

Most of the leaders had different religions too.
 
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