Write-your-own-story

[Perfection]

..,John Said, but I allready found it it was in a pawn shop. Oh, said the wise men. He then flew into Darkshade's personal chamber using a jetpack. After giving him the chalice under the guise it'd would give him great powers, Darkshade became a creature of great love and kindness. Perfection then appeared, he said well done. Now for task two, you must...

 

[CivCube]

...retrieve the Staff of Power from Thunderfall."

Sir John was a tad distraught. Nevertheless, he opted to do it.

"Wonderful," said Perfection, and proceeded to kick CivCube's butt in Yahoo Literati.

Meanwhile Sir John began his quest, a quest that would take him through the darkest of ways...General Discussion.

EDIT: Now I'm confused.

EDIT: Ah, thank you, XIII.

 

[Perfection]

...after looking hard for the staff of power in GD, he realized it was in Thunderfalls user account. He decided to probe thunderfall for all kinds of personal information to see if might discern the password. After months of probing an asking he finally figured out that Thunderfall's password is...

 

[Johann MacLeod]

12345, perfection thought only an idiot would make that their pasword. Sir john, nevousl asked to go to a computer to fix something, perfection eyed him Theuy then continued on though GD where they met satan in his mariachi band...

 

[Perfection]

...and they were singing a ruckus song about a whiner named anonymous4401. Then handed Perfection the TF's Skepter. And did all these challanges for him
3. Make FL2 a athiest
4. Make Puglover a Mod
5. Bring back all banned posters with apologies
6. Destroy Apolyton
7. Smite the band of evil newbies
8. Clean up the GD forum
9. Fix up all the bugs in Civ 3
10. Improve Civ 2's AI
11. Return Gonzo to modship
and
12. Unite the Right and left wingers
After all this John was free and he then...

 

[anonymous4401]

Threw the scepter to anonymous4401 who,
1. Nullified all of Perfection's acts except 4 and 6
2. Banished Perfection to the Realm Where Perfection Has Been Banished Too, which is not a very good place. Very warm, though.
3. Cleaned up Off-Topic
4. Gave all mods a minimum of three perma-bans a month
5. Made spelling mistakes a bannable offense
6. Broke the scepter, never to be used again
No one's going to like me after this.

 

[GotD?]

Then John realises that a great weapon has been destroyed, and it was all his fault. He got angry at anonymous, and challenged him to a fistfight.

 

[Perfection]

But then deep in his liar Perfection built a new skepter. He destroyed all of annoymous4401 posts, which returned the now skepter to john. John then hit Annonymous4401 with a stick repeatedly for being a bad boy and a whiner. Perfection thanked him and gave him a priceless gift...

 

[anonymous4401]

John swung at anonymous4401, but broke his hand on the monitor. "Fool, I am only an online avatar! I do not physically exist!" Then...

 

[GotD?]

Anonymous pops out of the screen. But he is only a hologram, and John cannot punch him. So John has a better idea. He turns off the power!

 

[anonymous4401]

Anonymous4401 pops out on another screen.

"I said I am an online identity! The destruction of one computer cannot stop me!"
Then...

 

[Perfection]

...Perfection gently reminded Annoymous and GotD? that you posts must be at least 50 words. After that Annoymous4401 apologized for his whining and Perfection said, "that's okay". Then John left Fannatika for the real world. When he returned to earth he saw that everyone there was...

 

[anonymous4401]

Meanwhile, Anonymous4401 was smacking himself on the head.
"At LEAST 50 words! Not at MOST!" His thoughts wandered to the realworld boy, John, that tried to deck him for breaking the Scepter of Thunderfall. He couldn't handle Fanatika, possibly due to the fact that the insanity of the general populace was three standard deviations above the norm. (Quite a lot, I may add.) He then picked up something on the floor. It was some D....
(GotD, it's all yours!)

 

[GotD?]

He started wondering. How did something as special and important as D get on the floor? People now are suffering because of this lost D. He decided to put it in his pocket and give it to some unlucky person that didnt have D.

 

[anonymous4401]

Just then, he passed by an intergalactic delivery boy who was down on his luck. Extending his heart out to him, anonymous4401 handed him the D he had found earlier. That concludes the story of how nihilistic got D.
(To fill the remaining words, I have stuck in this completely unhelpful paranthesized sentence.)

 

[Perfection]

John then planted a garden with tomatoes wheat and lettuce. He also bought a pig. At harvesting time he ground the wheat into flour and made bread with it. After cutting the bread into thin even slices he slaughtered the pig and made bacon. He then sliced a tomatoe and lettuce and put it onto the bread then he fried up the bacon and put that on top too, he then added Miracle whip and enjoyed a tasty BLT. After that John...

 

[anonymous4401]

John then planted a garden with tomatoes wheat and lettuce. He also bought a pig. At harvesting time he ground the wheat into flour and made bread with it. After cutting the bread into thin even slices he slaughtered the pig and made bacon. He then sliced a tomatoe and lettuce and put it onto the bread then he fried up the bacon and put that on top too, he then added Miracle whip and enjoyed a tasty BLT. After that John

Saw a person looking at him in shock. After a long silence, the man shouted, "You killed Greadius! You killed Greadius!!!! How COULD you!" The man ran away, sobbing. John wondered to himself what that meant. Then he suddenly realized: He was still in Fanatika! But that meant...

 

[Perfection]

...that he could fix the situation by having a Mod healing session. Soon Thunderfall, Chieftess and Lefty restored greadius to full health. John appologized, but greadius said, "that's okay, it ws just a mistake." John then decided the best thing to do would be to hop over to the Humor & Jokes forum. That's where he saw...

 

[Johann MacLeod]

nothing it mysterously disapeared...

 

[anonymous4401]

Suddenly he saw Thunderfall flying in from above. In a mod-like voice, Thunderfall declared the server was down. In the confusion, the mods were powerless against the powers of Apolyton, which proceeded to invade Fanatika. The residents of Fanatika prepared to take up arms...