Some poor sap got a barbarian Uprising. Not me though.
Breaking news! Germany has always been a hotbed of science and progress, but a new innovation is sure to propagate that status for centuries to come: The Alphabet. Writing has been around for several generations already and you can´t go from Berlin to Munich these days without seeing some kid scribbling on a clay tablet. However, previously every city had its own system and if you actually wanted to read something you had to contact a professional to decipher the wide variation of signs and symbols.
Not anymore though, as the community of Berlin´s highly prestigious library has devised an easy to learn standard set of letters which stand for a certain sound, and not a syllable or word like in older writing systems. Scribes around Germany are already working on implementing the new standard in all areas. It didn´t take long for this great new invention to further understanding of many a field, as sages from Russia, the Netherlands and even Greece visit to gaze upon the collected knowledge of Berlin´s library and in turn share their own wisdom with the prospering city.
Ushering in a new age of increased interest in other cultures, the High Council of Germany has even sent emissaries to Queen Isabella of the far-away land of Spain to organize a personal meeting between her Majesty and esteemed leaders of the council in the Dutch city of Utrecht. Now that no German city is without some sort of library and brave explorers sail where no man has sailed before it is clear that this is becoming an era of advancement and progress like the world has not seen before. Even though rich deposits of Iron have just been discovered not far from Berlin in addition to the already known copper fields it is unlikely that the next generations will see war in light of the recent developments.
Germany shall forever be known as 'Land der Dichter und Denker'!
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