Yo Mama Jokes

[SS-18 ICBM]

Your momma's so fat, when she died, she turned into a block of soap.

 

[vogtmurr]

that is nasty

yo momma's totem is the Walrus, and when she goes to the beach, environmentalists report a beached whale.

 

[choxorn]

Yo momma caused the extinction of the dinosaurs

I believe I already did that a few pages ago. As thou art stealing my joke, I shall sue you.

Anyway...

Yo momma's like McDonald's: Over 99 Billion Served.

 

[W|M]

When they saw yo momma, Medusa turned to stone, and the Basilisk died.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Yo momma's so allergic to cats, her eyes watered when I mentioned her dead tabby.

 

[Dumanios]

Yo Mamma's like a light switch,turned on even by 4 year olds!

 

[Mad Man]

Yo mama so old she breast fed you powder milk,
Yo mama so fat her arse has it's own Social Security card
Yo mama so dumb she ties her shoes with duct tape
Yo mama so ugly people mistake her for Donald Trump

 

[Gamemaster77]

"Yo mama's so fat, she isn't attracted to earth, it's quite the opposite"

 

[Bobbtjoe]

the earth is she isn't attracted to earth

That makes no sense. It should be "she isn't attracted to the Earth"

Yo momma's so allergic to cats, her eyes watered when I mentioned her dead tabby.

not a yo moma joke, but stil epic win.

 

[Zack]

Oh yeah? Well this land is your land!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

not a yo moma joke, but stil epic win.

How is it not a "yo momma' joke? I was under the impression that such a joke only required highlighting a negative characteristic of someone's mother. Was yo momma so daft it's rubbing off on you?

 

[choxorn]

Nah, his momma was so lame it rubbed of on him.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

It is not a yo momma joke cause

Spoiler :

unrelated

it does not make fun of my momma.

 

[Zack]

Um, yes it does.

 

[Dumanios]

Yo momma's so boring people would rather listen to TV garble!

 

[Narz]

Yo mama so old she breast fed you powder milk

ewww, good one.

Yo momma's so smelly she's like that Repel spell in Dragon Warrior, no monsters dare come near, unfortunately the smell is so toxic you lose one hit point for every step you take with her.

 

[Zack]

Yo Mama is so easy, people always carry around easy buttons when they're around here.

Meh.

 

[Gamemaster77]

It is not a yo momma joke cause

Spoiler :

unrelated

it does not make fun of my momma.

I am the supreme starter of this thread and what I say goes.

My declaration: Is Yo Mama Joke

New decleration: YMJ is now synomonous with "Yo Mama Joke"

 

[Mad Man]

Yo mama so fat she sweats gravy!

 

[Gamemaster77]

Did my bold post scare everyone away?