you know you've been playing too much Civ4 when...

[WildWeazel]

....when you automatically attack anyone wearing a skull insignia.

....when you can quote the pedia verbatim

....when you can make .nif models

....when this seems boring and pointless because you helped bring about the end of the last one after 3300+ clues

 

[lionhead]

When your friend ask you to join him on his sail boat, and you refuse because caravels only carry 1 unit.

thats a good one.

 

[Velvet-Glove]

- when you go to click your mouse to move a new settler and realise your hand is in fact grasping the sheets because you are actually fast asleep in bed.

- in your stupor you think you have developed some kickass strategy to finally destroy your civ neighbour and fervently hope you can remember it in the morning when you exchange your 'sheet mouse' for a real one.

...this happened to me last night

 

[slothman]

66. When you actually dream of civ 4
That should be the correct number.

I dreampt of this weird Damascus tech.
It made your cities look bigger.
Depending on the real size the AI could think you have more.
Since it was discovered by a person as an easter egg it was buggy.
Under certain circumstances you could have negative population.

 

[Genghis Khan II]

67. When you attack teens wearing skulls on their shirts.

68. When you say that we (the people on earth) edited the game so you can cheat in multiplayer. Its imposible to have 3,000,000 units in WWII or so many cities and towns.

69. When you think that the world is a cilinder.

70. When you think we (the people on earth) Edited the rules so that you can build cities in mountains.

71. You wonder how Hanibbal crossed the alps.

72. You think soldiers are biger than cities. Then you see one on TV and you think he is disbanded.

 

[MattJek]

73. When you feel like your 'cheating' on Civ4 if you go and play another video game.

 

[ScooterB]

74. Wen you sit at work looking at the forums... hoping that someone will make that artillery mod for you instead of working... really... thats what I am doing....

I am so going to get fired

 

[joethreeblah]

75. I was at a bar the other night with a couple of people, and then when some more friends came, we needed another table, and I told the waitress that our cultural borders have expanded.

She said ok. :-/

 

[joethreeblah]

- when you go to click your mouse to move a new settler and realise your hand is in fact grasping the sheets because you are actually fast asleep in bed.

- in your stupor you think you have developed some kickass strategy to finally destroy your civ neighbour and fervently hope you can remember it in the morning when you exchange your 'sheet mouse' for a real one.

...this happened to me last night

Did you remember?

 

[RIT Beast]

76. You drag a string from your cubicle to your jewish neighbor's and wait for him to convert to christianity.

 

[·Imhotep·]

You know you've been playing too much Civ 4...when you begin humming the intro song.

Well, one must admit the intro song as well as the whole sound design is awesome !

You know you've been playing too much Civ4 when...

77. ...your boss asks you to do something and you reply "Your head would look nice on a plate !"

78. ...you try to prevent that your mother-in-law comes to your house by triggering a culture bomb

79. ...you get to bed with your girlfriend/wife and after some love you say: "Just one more turn, baby !"

Regards,

Lord Timon

 

[lord_graywolfe]

80....you start trying to form alliances with your co workers against management

81.....you wake up with your face on the key board ( boy is that uncomfortable and what a mark it leaves)

 

[henrycccc]

82. When you haven't returned your game yet.

 

[Andygal]

80....you start trying to form alliances with your co workers against management

That's what unions are for

 

[Sorceresss]

you get to bed with your girlfriend/wife and after some love you say: "Just one more turn, baby !"

So funny...

 

[Eastian]

75. I was at a bar the other night with a couple of people, and then when some more friends came, we needed another table, and I told the waitress that our cultural borders have expanded.

She said ok. :-/

Really? LMAO
Yeah, what am I doing here? Shouldn't I be playing now?