You might be a redkneck if...

[Emperor2]

If you've thought the mcdonalds ordering machine was a thinking creature, you might be a redneck.
If you've ever decided you need to invent a machine for doing the dishes, you might be a redneck.
If you have 42 cats for solving a non-existant mice problem, you might be a redneck
If you have more then 3 vans and 2 trucks, you're probably a redneck.
If you've ever mowed your lawn and found a car, you're a redneck.
If you're stove is your heating system, you're a redneck.

NOTE: ALL OF THESE ARE BASED OF EXPERIENCES IN MY OLD HOME, SO I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

 

[t87supra]

If you've ever decided you need to invent a machine for doing the dishes, you might be a redneck.

It's called a dishwasher.

If you're stove is your heating system, you're a redneck.

Then my Mexican roommate makes a good redneck. Not sure why he does that though, we have a heater in the same room.

 

[Emperor2]

It's called a dishwasher.

The point is that you get so far from civilization that you momentarily forget about civilized things like that.


[/QUOTE]Then my Mexican roommate makes a good redneck. Not sure why he does that though, we have a heater in the same room.[/QUOTE]
No, I mean if your only heating system is a stove, then you're a redneck. Not if you have a stove and a heating system. Plus, being in a small apartment makes it different.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

You might be a redneck if you work with your shirt off, and your husband does too.

You might be a redneck if your idea of post-secondary education is Grade 6.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

You might be a redneck if you can't even spell "redneck" right.

 

[Godwynn]

It's called a dishwasher.

Roflz

Pwnt.

 

[Swedishguy]

You've got a red neck.

 

[Rambuchan]

You might be a redneck if you can't even spell "redneck" right.

Bwuahahahaha!