You might be a Redneck Civver if...

[Xanikk999]

51- There is no Space Race victory, it's whoever can finish high school first

..

 

[madviking]

52- Your computer says 'This side up' or 'Fragile' on the side of it
53- your capital is 'Sweet Home Alabama'

 

[chickensaver]

54- Instead of chivalry you get "Southern Values"
55- Your fighters are able to clear jungles (spraying herbicides)

 

[TheDuckLover]

56-You get cowboys instead of knights

Someone should make this for download!

 

[Sweetchuck]

57. Tobacco is a luxury

58. Your galley has a 20 lb thrust Minn Kota weedless trolling motor, raised seats and a livewell

 

[freefall]

59. When you win, and go to the victory screen to see the other leaders beat up... your's says "Ye'all come back now, ya hear?"

 

[chickensaver]

59. When you win, and go to the victory screen to see the other leaders beat up... your's says "Ye'all come back now, ya hear?"

hmm, I think I heard this quote in StarCraft somewhere (my subconscious tells me at least haha)

 

[Ultramarine]

60. You have replaced your regular city graphics with trailerparks.

61. Instead of the black death plague you have a tornado tearing through those trailer park city graphics.

 

[civverguy]

62. You have replaced the music in Civ 3 with Southern music.

 

[darski]

62. You have replaced the music in Civ 3 with Southern music.

That would be a good idea actually considering what it is.

But then I love southern gospel so there yah go.

 

[Aabraxan]

63. When your warrior gets promoted, he yells "Freebird!"

 

[Ultramarine]

64. Your tanks are all imobile because they're up on blocks with no tracks.

Now thats funny right there, I don't care where your from.....

 

[Desertsnow]

65: Your Civilization music files include both types of music, Country and Western.

 

[darski]

64. Your tanks are all imobile because they're up on blocks with no tracks.

Now thats funny right there, I don't care where your from.....

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25. Your Military Academy has the first tank up on blocks

And youse guys thought I was making it up eh?

 

[CommandoBob]

66. Larry the Cable Guy is your Culture Advisor.

67. Gomer Pyle is your Military Advisor.

68. Soren Sorenson Adams, the inventor of the Dribble Glass, is your Science Advisor.

69. Granny (Beverly Hillbillies) is your Domestic Advisor.

70. Mr. Haney (Green Acres) is your Trade Advisor.

 

[Aabraxan]

71. You recognize all of the aforementioned advisors without reading the captions.

 

[Marsden]

71. You recognize all of the aforementioned advisors without reading the captions.

Only one I didn't know was the Science advisor. I guess I'll have to do better next time.

 

[Aabraxan]

Same here, Marsden. I knew all the others on sight. (Maybe I shouldn't admit that, eh?)

 

[CommandoBob]

Soren Sorenson Adams wasn't my first choice for Redneck Science Advisor. I wanted this lofty position to go the genius who invented the ultimate Redneck Gift of a Lifetime: the whooppee cushion.

Unfortunately, Wiki doesn't know who did that. But they did know who refused to market it, which was Soren Sorenson Adams. His other practical science applications and inventions were enough to catapult him over the other nameless inventor.



Details on the whooppee cushion are here.

 

[CommandoBob]

69a. You recognize from the picture of the Domestic Advisor that she is in a sedated state.

71a. You immediately can hear the music assiocated with the three of the Advisors and a sound-bite associated with a fourth Advisor.

72. You wish the Science Advisor was in your blood-line.