You might be a Redneck Civver if...

[civjunkie]

73. Marketplace improvement has been replaced with "flea market"
74. You build the NASCAR Hall of Fame Great Wonder to add +100 happiness in all cities
75. Instead of the Cathedral, you build "Racetrack" for city cultural points
76. When trying to declare war instead of your advisor options saying " no, we should respect our neighbors and yes, they are scum" it says "at ease boy, and Git Ur Done!"

 

[Aabraxan]

77. DOW stands for "Declaration of a Whoopin' "

 

[civjunkie]

I have to say so far my two favorites are:
22. The Education tech is optional.
23. When a worker gets near a cow tile, the cow gets nervous.

I can't stop laughing about those!

 

[Marsden]

76. When trying to declare war instead of your advisor options saying " no, we should respect our neighbors and yes, they are scum" it says "at ease boy, and Git Ur Done!"

That's funny there, I don't care where your from.

 

[Gaius Octavius]

72. You wish the Science Advisor was in your blood-line.

78. The Science Advisor is in your direct bloodline, and so is his sister.

(That one may take a second to sink in....)

 

[anaxagoras]

79. Your units never get promoted.
80. Your workers call in sick a lot and go on strike from time to time.
81. Your settlers drive Winnebagos.
82. Your libraries and universities are replaced by bars and strip clubs.
83. The city improvements in 82 subtract from your research - and you're OK with that.

 

[CommandoBob]

82. Your libraries and universities are replaced by bars and strip clubs.
83. The city improvements in 82 subtract from your research - and you're OK with that.

Hmm.

Would you need bars before strip clubs or strip clubs before bars?



Time for some market research, yes?

 

[Aabraxan]

84. You have no Great Wonders named after JS Bach, but you do have one named after Catherine Bach.

 

[Gaius Octavius]

Ironically, it looks like just about everybody who posted here is from the South.

 

[SG-17]

85: Your vehicles have a confederate flag painted on the roof. And the doors dont open.

 

[ecuwins]

86: Sweet Tea is a lux resource

87: Which style of BBQ is better is debated among all of the advisors

88: Radio is put back into the tech tree but replaced with "The CB"

 

[Gaius Octavius]

89: Sanitation tech is pushed back to the modern age, not required for era advancement, and unlocks the new "outhouse" city improvement. In lieu of this, you may also build "the stump."

 

[T.A JONES]

90. You complete the Hollywood Wonder expectin to win the space race.

edit: opps though this was 4grounds. Must be Octavius's guest appearnce that through me off.

 

[Gaius Octavius]

I just noticed that you've been busy in the "4grounds" trying to convert others to the true Civ once again.....

 

[T.A JONES]

I just noticed that you've been busy in the "4grounds" trying to convert others to the true Civ once again.....

Do you have a beef or something?? We can say this if just a game and really you can't possable think I don't feel the same about this place right? A friend Storm G give me the name and we kinda just laughed and I went on rollin with it for the rep was already established and it was good fun for all.

I know Ive got some people real mad but thats fun to read to isn't it?. Atleast I contribute some entertaiment. I promise even if I sound like Im all serious its really not the case.

OH and I guess you saw my lastest serman? ... not what you call anti civ4 is it? ..oh I should say twas written before I saw your remark, incase you think it was some lame 'fanbois' stunt I might of picked up in my '4um' travels,..Well, considerin your veiw we better nottake any chances right?

Ya im sure Its hard for you to believe me puttin in the good word over there, but I promise it ain't nothin new. I mostly dwell the CC for the long range forcast.

AGain, Not sure why the out of blue OT attack but I hope that quells things for now

 

[Gaius Octavius]

I had a hard time understanding much of your last post , but anyway my point in saying that was really more out of support than antagonism (I, too, have recently rediscovered the beauty that is Civ 3) so you shouldn't feel bad about making 'sermons.'

 

[gmaharriet]

91. You wonder why food is represented by bread slices instead of hush puppies.

 

[sercer88]

91. You wonder why food is represented by bread slices instead of hush puppies.

Ooooh, that's a good one. I haven't had hush puppies in a while

92. Instead of your workers building outposts, they build outhouses for your units to "heal" in...but they don't use them anyway.

 

[Gaius Octavius]

93. Instead of "We Love the King Day," when your citizens are happy they celebrate "Moonshine Madness Month."

94. Sam Drucker is your trade advisor. (stolen from Mr. Haney )

95. Once your civ discovers Radio, there is a small chance each turn of your getting a unique great leader, The Bandit. He cannot be used to rush anything except the Beer great wonder, which may only be rushed from Texarkana. There is a slight possibility of a Texas County Mountie intercepting it before completion, but these odds are decreased if you have The Snowman on your side (called "eastbound and down" in game).

 

[Will9]

96. Granary is replaced with Moonshine Still (+2 drunk)