you quote Monty Python! at each other! or.... not...

And, in the kingdoms of Mercia and the Two Anglias, Plague, with a fifty percent chance of pestilence and famine coming in from the North East at 12 miles per hour.
 
Well I had noticed that the lad with the thermonuclear device was the chief constable for the area.
 
I'm not dead yet.
 
A 4 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut.
 
What is the average speed of an unladen swallow?
 
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
 
You lucky bastard

We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at the mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, IF WE WERE LUCKY!
 
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