You Suck! Really you do!!!

French
Cooking
Sports
Being Popular(:D)
...Life(oops! did I say that?:crazyeye: :) )
 
sports because i'm too lazy to practice

-hmm actually i'm OK when me and my firends play rugby as I just use my wieght and leg power to push my way through them.

wood working because i'm too lazy to measure twice

Memorizing because it require effort.

Understanding females
 
Well I think I surpass all of you...

I suck at having a life... I can't get anything right with my life... don't have job, don't have diploma, don't have girl... you know, everything...

So far the only thing I can say I don't suck at is Tetris... if I could play Tetris to earn a living I would be millionaire, but I haven't find a way yet...

Can someone help me??? please...
 
Swimming! I cant do this to save my life (and I fear one day that will literally be the case). After 3 YEARS of regular swimming lessons with my school I managed a single width of our pool (just!) - a total of 5 metres! I have the sew-on badge proudly displayed on my wall but fear water like a rabid dog :(
 
i suck at age of empires
suck at school
suck at relations
i suck in practicilly everything except all half-life mods...
 
Oh quiet philippe, you still have bowling! You can't suck at relations, just ask the girl if she wants to see a few of your balls or maybe a little bit of your technique. Tell her you will show her how hard some of those things really are. Of course I am only referring to bowling in this post. Only bowling. That's it. And hard=difficult.
 
When i have a scanner im gonna reveal myself.Any heartattacks are not my fault...but im a bit too shy...
Girls have shoes and they can really kick with that....*ouch*
 
Scan in some pictures of hotties(i.e. Your bowling balls, bowling equipment, bowling wrist support, anything else bowling :) )

Post it to the babe thread too :) That'll make 'em mad, but at least it's not the airplane pictures like they have been seeing.

Just don't remove the word bowling from any of the aforementioned items.
 
anything that involves making things with your hands (in german we say "I have two left hands" - don't know if this phrase exists in english, it means I'm very clumsy)

and french (the language of course :D)
 
In English, two left feet means you can't dance.

Speaking of which.....

Things I suck at:
Dancing
Running
Being neat and tidy (Drives my wife nuts!)
Woodwork
Golf
 
Originally posted by KaeptnOvi
anything that involves making things with your hands (in german we say "I have two left hands" - don't know if this phrase exists in english, it means I'm very clumsy)

and french (the language of course :D)

Where I'm from, slang for very clumsy is "all thumbs."
 
I suck at all things that I let other people do for me, for example the charwoman once a week who does my laundry, dishwasher, garden etc.
 
I can't go to bed at a reasonable hour...as virtually all the diplomacy players at Civfanatics will tell you! :D


Not many people get e-mails telling them to go to bed :p



It is bad as it has a knock-on effect on exams, looks, energy, being on time etc.

:rolleyes:
 
Understanding or being understood by girls
Counterstrike (but not for long:) )
Getting off the computer and actually doing anything in the real world
Understanding idiots
 
Well, let's see..

I suck at golf and yet still find myslef out there hacking away.
I, like Kitten, suck at getting to sleep at any sort of decent hour.
I suck at trying to write something simply and briefly.
I, like Flatlander, am a terrible shopper. I'm fine at the 'buying' part, but the shopping is killer. Men go out and 'buy'. Women seem to go out and 'shop'.
I suck at containing my road rage.

Things that I try to prove to my wife that I suck at so she won't try to get me to do these things:

- Fixing anything
- Lawn maintenence
- Changing the baby's diapers
- Getting the baby back to sleep in the middle of the night
- Shopping (actually true as listed above)
- Finding her mother's house
- Staying awake after s-x (also pretty true)
 
- Maths.
- Difficult social situations.
- Being a 'proper' geek (I don't understand code, or the intracacies of MIRC)
- Making decisions.
- Remembering minor things.
- Making a good job out of trying to be 'creative'.
- DIY.
- Sport, and understanding it.
 
cooking
writing(as in essays)
writing(as in handwriting.....accoring to...oh...all of my teachers I write worse than a 1st grader :o)
singing
talking to people
swimming
and most civ games (but I like them anyways)
 
I suck at .....um......oh......what is it?!.......oh yeah, answering personal questions quickly.

But seriously:
Outfield football (soccer)
Civ2 (any level above prince)
Vagrant Story
Speeling
TyPin g
 
This is what I would call an all-day activity :).

But my worst...

- Sharing deep, personal stuff with another person (not that its an extraordinary thing, right folks?)

- Focusing in on things. I have the mind of a jogger, just not the body :D.

- French Horn. Well, I think so. No one else does :p.

- Foreign Languages. Tried French, tried Spanish, tried German. Best grade I got was a C in French.
 
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