You Suck! Really you do!!!

[Flatlander Fox]

What are you NOT good at?

For me, its soccer, sewing, yardwork, and cooking.

I'll add more later!


Bare your drawbacks here...

 

[Immortal]

What am I not good at:

Laundry, Table-Tennis, Driving Standard, Staying Silent in Movie Theaters, Mowing the lawn and getting those nice Baseball Field style Crosses.

 

[Becka]

Math, athletic things in general, CHESS etc.

 

[Richard III]

This is a shameless attempt by FFox to up his postcount. And I will dignify it with a post of my own.

I suck at:

Convincing Mid-east thread posters to lay down their arms
Catching footballs (but not rugby balls)
Civ3
Civ2
Chinese and south-east asian history before 1890
Modern Diplomacy
I don't legally drive, so I guess I suck at driving
Door-to-door canvassing for political campaigns where I'm not the candidate (long story)
Anything to do with complicated door issues (wierd locks, for example)
Cutting tomatoes
Cooking things where "presentation" is important
Any cleaning job that does not show progress
All of that girl-stuff FFox mentioned.

There's a few for a start.


More later, since I do not suck at being humble.

 

[Flatlander Fox]

And likewise, the Spamming King Richard shows up at my thread...

I do not suck at being humble either!

I suck at:

These Games:

Gran Turismo 3
ALL FIGHTING GAMES (Except for street fighter on the Sega Genesis)
Civ 3
Alpha Centauri
IL 2 Sturmovik
Counter Strike

Too many numerous old PC games to mention.

UNO
Squad Leader (AH Game)
Flattop (AH Game)

And...

I guess I'm pretty good at everything else!

 

[GodsPetMonkey]

If it doesn’t involve computers, chances are I suck at it.

Luckily I excel at computers, and I have a tendency to make stuff up on the spot it somehow its correct

Oh yeah, and I seem to be able to master ANY computer games within 5 minutes of playing it, bloody whacky, and annoys a lot of people at LANs
Except golf games, but then again, I can’t play them for more then one minute.

Originally posted by Richard III

I suck at:

Convincing Mid-east thread posters to lay down their arms

Yeah, that’s a tough one, as soon as I master that skill, I’m sure 'The Prophet of the Day'™ will decide to use my body as his/her shell for their second coming

 

[Immortal]

Originally posted by Flatlander Fox

UNO

Oh no!

Everyone should know how to play Uno, its just one of those skills, like tying your shoes and how to write. Pick up 4 cards

UNO!

 

[Greadius]

Being empathetic. Listening. Taking a hint.

 

[Magnus]

Removing bras off of women! I cannot master the one handed technique - so now I just give up trying and just ask them politely to remove it for me - they think its cute...

 

[Richard III]

Originally posted by Magnus
Removing bras off of women! I cannot master the one handed technique - so now I just give up trying and just ask them politely to remove it for me - they think its cute...

It's very similar to using chopsticks. Practice with those, and then you'll find you can split your hand to two tasks very easily.

Next, it's a matter of pulling in with the index finger and thumb while the other half of your hand is yanking in the other direction.

So, pick that bra up off the floor and try it!

R.III

 

[Flatlander Fox]

Magnus has bras on his floor?

Doubtful.

And since you make fun of my UNO skills Immortal and don't post anything that you suck at, I consider you a thread jacker...

P.S. After Mrs. Fox came home, I thought of another one: Browsing.

Shopping is when you go in and BUY stuff. Browsing is when you go into every store and LOOK at stuff you MIGHT WANT to buy.

Yep, I suck at browsing.

 

[Jason Fox]

Dusting, folding laundry, washing floors (seeing a pattern?), vacuuming, cleaning windows...

 

[Immortal]

Look above FF right after the first post, I posted my vices, Ill post more here though to clarify:

Civ 3 (I cannot play this past second difficulty)
Civ 2 Multiplayer (Im always crushed right away, bad city placement probably)
Monopoly (I never WIN!)
Sorry (How come I never land on anybody else's guys)
craps (Im crappy at craps)
Jumping-jacks (arrgg, I always mix up the movements)

 

[amadeus]

Originally posted by Greadius
Being empathetic.

That's my primary "flaw." Of course, that and my blatant know-it-allism

 

[Greadius]

Originally posted by rmsharpe
That's my primary "flaw." Of course, that and my blatant know-it-allism

That is a flaw? I hope not

 

[Switch625]

Originally posted by Greadius
That is a flaw? I hope not

[sarcasm]Being a know-it-all is only a flaw if you are a conservative. Hammerhead liberals think of it as a virtue.[/sarcasm]

What do I suck at? Controlling my sarcastic impulses. Sports of any kind. Housework of any sort. That sort of thing.

 

[mrog]

Ironing- especially anything with pleats. Things usually look worse after I've finished than they did in the first place. My wife thinks a ploy to get out of doing it- but its genuine ineptitude

 

[starlifter]

Housework, non technical cooking, writing classical poetry...

 

[Philosopher12]

Originally posted by Immortal
Jumping-jacks (arrgg, I always mix up the movements) [/B]

PFFFFFTTTT!!!!!


Anything relating to not playing computer games, card games, or reading.

 

[Plexus]

Memorizing Shakespeare
Talking to girls
Poker