Your favourite movie quote

[Mano3]

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food-trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

John Clease as the French Soldier in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[Yaniv]

Don't remember the name of the movie, but is quite old and very famous:

"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

Edit: correctly spelled "Montoya" and the name of the movie is "the Princess Bride". Thanks to De Lorimier for correcting me.

 

[De Lorimier]

It's from The Princess Bride. Great movie with André the Giant!!
The name is Montoya by the way.

 

[Martacus]

"Don't tell me that you're more sorry than I am because I'm perfectly capable of being just as sorry as you are."

-President Merkin Muffley, from Dr. Strangelove. Truer words never were spoken.

 

[MrPresident]

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f*ck*ng big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disk players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on higher purchase in a range of f*ck*ng fabrics. Choose DIY and wonder who the f*ck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sittin' on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game-shows, stuffing f*ck*ng junk food into your mouth. Choose rottin' away at the end of it all, pissin' your last in a miserable home nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f*ck*d-up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" - Trainspotting.

 

[gorn]

Gene Hackman (Daggett): "You just shot an unarmed man!"

Clint Eastwood (Munny): "Well he should've armed himself, if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

 

[puglover]

Must go faster!
- Ian Malcom, Jurassic Park

The board is set. The pieces are moving.
- Gandalf the White, Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

 

[CurtSibling]

Here's a memorable exchange from my all-time fave movie The Seven Samurai:

Gorobei Katayama: You're Good.
Heihachi Hayashida: Yeah, yeah. But I'm better at killing enemies.
Gorobei Katayama: Killed many?
Heihachi Hayashida: Well - It's impossible to kill 'em all, so I ususally run away.
Gorobei Katayama: A splendid principle!
Heihachi Hayashida: Thank you.

 

[nonconformist]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning......it smells like...victory!
Robert duvall as the Lt Crnl. in Apocalypse Now.

Horror and moral are your friends. If not, they are enemies to be feared.

The horror........the horror......

Marlon Brando as Walter Kurtz, Apocalypse Now.

You gotta ask yourself one question, do I, feel lucky. Well do you, punk.
Clint Eadstwood, Dirty Harry.

Cooler, Tventy days!
unknown German offivcer, The Great Escape.

Alllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarmmmmmmmm! Various, Das Boot.

This youghurt tasted weird.
That's because it's mayonnaise.
Oh, okay.

Notting Hill.

 

[Hakim]

Oi-oi-oi-oi-oi!
woman in Kung Pow

My hair! My hair!
The rock'n'roll detective falling down from a house in Ford Fairlane.

 

[addiv]

Dr. Strangelove has many great quotes, like "Mr. President, we can not allow a mine-shaft gap!", "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!", "OK, I'll break the machine. But you'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company!" and many more.
In the Shining, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" is great, although it isn't actually spoken out so not a real quote maybe.
2001 Has many great quotes too, especially by HAL. I think Kubrick movies are definitely the best if you're looking for cool quotes.
Oh, Fight Club has a great line in the end too: "You met me at a very strange time in my life" (just before the buildings blow up).

 

[Esckey]

"You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany."
I use this quote anytime I enter a church. If you don't know who says it or what movie it's from then well shame on you.


"Nazis....I hate these guys"

"It's the Ark of the Convenant"
"Are you sure?"
"Pretty sure"

Indiana Jones-Last Crusade

"Damn we're in a tight spot!"
-George Clooney's character from Oh brother where art thou

Can't remember how it goes, it's from Wild Wild West. Think its
"...shoot first, shoot somemore, and shoot again, then when everyone's dead try to ask some questions"

 

[marioh]

Pulp Fiction has some classic quotes, along with the quotes mentioned previously from Apocalypse Now.

Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ni**ers, who'll go to work on Holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin' hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your a$$.

The Wolf: So, pretty please - with sugar on top... clean the fu**in' car.

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

 

[Lord Draegon]

This is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the best movie ever
(Arthur and The Black Night are sword Fighting)
(Arthur Cuts off his arm)
Arthur:Now stand aside, worthy advisarry
Black Knight:Tis' but a scratch
Arthur:A scratch!? Your arm's off
Black Knight:No it isnt
Arthur:Well, what's that then? (points at arm
Black Knight:I've had worse
Arthur:You lie
Black Knight:Come on you pansy
(They start fighting again and Arthur cuts off his other arm)
Arthur:Victory is mine
(Arthur kneels down and starts thanking the lord and in the middle of it the Black knight kicks him)
Black Knight:Come on then
Arthur:What!?
(Black Knight kicks him again)
(Arthur gets up)
Arthur:You are indeed brave Sir Knight, but the fight is mine
Black Nkight:Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur:Look you stupid Bas***d, you've got no arms left.
Black Knight:Yes I have
Arthur:Look!
Black Knight:It's just a flesh wound (Kick)
Arthur:Look, stop that
Black Knight:Chicken! (Kick) Chicken
Arthur:Look, I'll have your leg
(Kick)
Arthur:Right (As Black Knight kicks Arthur chops his leg off
Black Knight:Right I'll do you for that
Arthur:You'll what
Black Knight:Come here
Arthur:What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight:I'm invincible (while hopping over and bleeding on Arthur:You're a loony
Black Knight:The Black Knight always triumphs
Black Knight:Have at you Come on
(Arthur slashes off The Black Knight's bottom half)
ArthurSheathes his sword) Allright we call it a draw
Arthur:Come Paxi
Black Knight:Oh, oh I see, running away eh, you yellow bas***ds, come back here and take what's coming to you, i'll bite your legs off!

 

[Pontiuth Pilate]

Do you have a rheum?

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Originally posted by marioh
Pulp Fiction has some classic quotes, along with the quotes mentioned previously from Apocalypse Now.

Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ni**ers, who'll go to work on Holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin' hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your a$$.

The Wolf: So, pretty please - with sugar on top... clean the fu**in' car.

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Oh yeah Pulp Fiction has tons of great quotes:

Sam L. Jackson: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What I..
Sam L. Jackson: Say what again. Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya, you motherf**ker! Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's black..
Sam L. Jackson: Go on!
Brett: He's bald!
Sam L. Jackson: Does he look like a b*tch?
Brett: What?
Sam L. Jackson: *BLAM* (shoots Brett)

 

[gorn]

"I go now to the halls of my forefathers, in whose mighty presence I shall not now feel ashamed."
-- Theoden

 

[luiz]

Leave the gun. Take the cannolis

 

[Giotto]

"Who the f**k are you?"

"I'm the one telling you how it is"

john travolta- get shorty

 

[Giotto]

f**k you, f**kball

dunno the actors name.... from get shorty also




I hope you can F**king drive better then you can f**king spell, dipsh*t.

same guy.... get shorty