Rex Tyrannus
280lbs of gross stupidity
I registered just for this thread...
In the midsts of a domination victory. Mansa Musa and I are tied in tech, but my empire is larger and my millitary production capabilities far exceed his. I decide to take the plunge and go after Mansa Musa, but en route, I have a brief stop at Tokugawa's place for a little rape and pillage. Tok is Mansa's neighbor and I really just want an air base to launch my bombers against Mansa. At this point, Tok's been holed up building war elephants or something equally meaningless to my tanks. In the same turn that I declare against Tok, I completely wipe out his northern territory and move my entire air force into one city. (See it coming?)
I'm cocky. Nothing Tok's got can possibly touch my one injured tank in the city and the other 16 that have already moved that turn.
Guess I should have checked that before I moved my airforce in, huh?
Brave little tank must have beaten about a dozen horse archers and pikemen before falling. I think I lost over twenty bombers. Good thing I hadn't declared against Mansa yet.
In the midsts of a domination victory. Mansa Musa and I are tied in tech, but my empire is larger and my millitary production capabilities far exceed his. I decide to take the plunge and go after Mansa Musa, but en route, I have a brief stop at Tokugawa's place for a little rape and pillage. Tok is Mansa's neighbor and I really just want an air base to launch my bombers against Mansa. At this point, Tok's been holed up building war elephants or something equally meaningless to my tanks. In the same turn that I declare against Tok, I completely wipe out his northern territory and move my entire air force into one city. (See it coming?)
I'm cocky. Nothing Tok's got can possibly touch my one injured tank in the city and the other 16 that have already moved that turn.

Brave little tank must have beaten about a dozen horse archers and pikemen before falling. I think I lost over twenty bombers. Good thing I hadn't declared against Mansa yet.