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[The Farow]

I would like to hop on also

Species/Faction name: Loaches
Home Planet name: Loachkopia
Desired start location: Unexplored Planet 3
Desired colour: Blue
Planet type: Earth-Like except planet surface is mostly water with tiny islands dotting the seas.
Any desired graphics: Ships that look similar to submarines. Maybe add little fish bowls on top for the loaches to live in through long voyages in space.
Background: The Loaches an intelligent race rose from the depths of the seas. After the invention of the ingenius land tank (essentially a fish bowl on their heads) they moved onto the various tiny islands dotting the planet. They enslaved the local creatures forcing them to build space platforms. As their technology grew they knew the only way for their species to survive was to one by one flood every landmass in the galaxy.

If you need any images you can use my avatar or it is easy to google pictures.

 

[Nylan]

*This post is now irrelevant as pre-crime has prevented this incident from taking place

 

[Lord_Iggy]

I was about to mention that.

@Farow- Heheh, I can picture my Weather Loach in a space ship. Funny little guy.

 

[Daftpanzer]

cool, new races

OK i didn't get around to updating the map yet. Ill do it when im offline tommorrow.

 

[Nylan]

oh to heck with it, I'll come up with something new tomorrow



edit? what edit? I love this smiley:

 

[The Farow]

I was about to mention that.

@Farow- Heheh, I can picture my Weather Loach in a space ship. Funny little guy.

I am thinking of making space ship classes named after loach species.

Kuhli Class
Hillstream Class
Yo-Yo Class

And my flagship would be the Royal Clown.

Really getting into this daft. I wish I had loaches again. *Stupid heater breaking and frying half my fish*. Cannot belive I bought an 80 dollar heater and the first thing it does it overheat and kill everything! The loaches will make sure all spaceships are at a comfortable 70-75 degree temp with properly working heaters

 

[Tyrion]

Species/Faction name: The Mutant Zombie Apocalypse Empire of Inferno Death World
Home Planet name: Inferno Death World
Desired start location: Inferno Death World
Desired colour: Black
Planet type: Dead
Any desired graphics: UnDead
Background: The Mutant Zombies came into being when the Zombie nation of highly sofisticated librarians stumbled upon a book on how to create nuclear power. Upon creating many of these stations across their planet they started them all up at once. However they had forgotten about radiation protection and soon their planet was engulfed in it. So the once peaceful zombies were mutated and twisted beyond reason, into the painfully slow killing machines we know today.

Story soonish.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

And a nice filtration system.

 

[The Farow]

And a nice filtration system.

Of course! You cannot be swimming in your own filth

 

[Tyrion]

Brains...

No more brains to be found on Inferno Death World...

Need...More...Brains...

"ughghahhghegarg!" The mighty ship, Brain Hunter, lurched forward into the darkness, in search of... Brains.

There had been a time when they didnt need fresh brains... that was before the meltdowns... the radiation ate away at their brains and they needed more... more and more to sustain them.

It didnt matter what type of brain... as long as it functioned as the center of the species thought process it could be used. This had created some confusion when the zombies came upon a planet inhabited with primitive humans, as they moaned "Brains...." they ripped of the males 'nether regions'. They had no such issues with the women however and after much embarresement and bloody slaughter moved on. Into the depths.


Brains....

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Very funny stuff.

 

[Nylan]

New Faction Old one...what old one?

Species/Faction name: Big Wigs
Home Planet name: Moustachio
Desired start location: no preference
Desired colour: fuchisa
Planet type: hairy...very hairy
Any desired graphics: Living wigs, moustachios, gotees, and other assortments of facial hair. Buildings would be various sorts of hats (bowler, top hat, etc.) and ships would be scissors and razors...maybe a flobe? (sp?)
Background: This, my friends, is exactly where all the hair goes when you shave it off. Adds a whole new light to personal hygeine, dunnit? The Big Wigs are various assortments of hair and they're out to maim everyone who has ever shaved...even once. You are all doomed to a life of unkempt and scraggly hair, forever!

DOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!

 

[Tyrion]

Does hair have... Brains?

 

[Daftpanzer]

Hi, i was going to make a 'proper' update tonight, but i got sidetracked... i did update the map tho, which i shall attach.

@Nylan, im afraid i already added you old faction to the map. I don't get online during the day, which is when i made most of the map. Also, IMO, living hair might be a bit too surreal even for this game

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Nice map Daft. I'm working on my schematics of the Icetitan-Class Ship.

Which includes the previously mentioned vessels: Icetitan (Currently in ZPNES I, heavily damaged and falling down a canyon), Glacier (Under Hakk's command in ZPNES III), Berg (Intact in ZPNES I, fighting the hedgehogs and polar bears in Europe), and Yeti (In the Antarctic base in ZPNES I), and Snowpenguinwhich is here.

 

[Daftpanzer]

Ah I meant to add the Glacier, and i was going to cobble together a spaceship graphic to match your description. That will be in the next map!

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Oh hey, I'll draw up schematics for it Daft. Then you can make an icon for it. A verbal description is only so good.

 

[~Darkening~]

God. Attacked already? you people share a morbid obession with killing nuns!

 

[LittleBoots]

God. Attacked already? you people share a morbid obession with killing nuns!

No, I just want you away from my planet. Shoulda started somewhere else - the squirrels are paranoid, xenophobic, and expansionistic.

 

[Tyrion]

Lets move the Black Fleet to Unexplored 4 and find some brains.

Another story later too.