Zpnesiii

[Nylan]

To: Mewtonia
From: Metal Heads

Dude, you really think hypnosis is going to effect a bunch of stoners?

We're conditioned against those sorts of things (see convo with zombies about Metal Head brains)

that said... you can have your milk...for now

To: Zombies
From: Metal heads

We will grant you safe passage in your quest for the brains, and are willing to aid you to some extent in exchange for some form of repayment.

 

[Tyrion]

To Metal Heads
From Zombies:

Mmmm... ugh? We take brains... you take anything else.

 

[Nylan]

yo quiero un Daftpanzer update por favor con queso?

 

[Daftpanzer]

Rushed again…

Update 3:

Begin log:-------------------------------------------------------------------

3/00: The Flying Squirrels finally claim victory on Capello Prime, as the Nuns begin to phase out of reality due to inactivity.

3/01: The Alliance of Fruits also begins to phase out of reality.

3/02: The Space Zombies begin worm harvesting operations on unnamed desert planet #1. But this planet cannot satisfy their brain hunger for long.

3/03: The Black Fleet explores unexplored system #16, and finds a strange crystal world there, sadly lacking in brains.

3/10: The Rockers find that the Killbots can be stunned, or even partly controlled, by playing rock music at insane volumes. They begin experimenting with different sounds…

3/12: The Mewtonians refuse to deport Orostein back to Obessia. Orostein continues to spread anti-Obessian feeling across Mewtonia and the nearby planets.

3/17: The Rockers, Mewtonians, and Obessians compete for influence over Purple Juppie and Unnamed Green planet, as the Alliance of Fruits collapses into anarchy.

3/20: Some rogue space zombies seem to have attacked the highland cows. But it doesn’t seem that too much damage was caused.

3/22: The Loach fleet arrives at unexplored system #2, and finds a barren rocky world inhabited by primitive people. The Loaches use their ‘water balloon’ weapon to flood the planet. Waves of warrior loaches are followed by millions of colonists. The natives are left stranded on a few islands.

3/35: Mewtonian diplomats are busy sending messages across the galaxy. Most of the messages make little sense. But the Mewtonians seem to make many new friends.

3/36: With the decline of the Alliance of Fruits, the Penguiskan Empire is undoubtedly the most prosperous in the galaxy. However, the homeworld of Penguiska itself is still gripped by intrigue and in-fighting.

3/50: An anti-Mewtonian backlash begins on planet Whatever… and Named Red World. This is blamed on ‘RapCat’ music, but perhaps Obessian agents where behind this also? Things escalate until horrific atrocities are committed against all manner of helpless feline-related animals.

3/60: In orbit above planet Whatever, the rockers are busy building a space armada. This is paid for by the profits form their latest albums.

3/65: The unknown artefact in orbit of Trikkland self-destructs after being ignored by the Penguinskan scientists.

3/70: The leaders of Industrial World make great leaps forward with their technology, and begin building an armada of steampunk super-weapons.

3/83: The Hooved Avenger ends its days of piracy. The Black Meese go into retirement, spending their days in their hidden asteroid bases, pursuing such hobbies as knitting and gardening.

3/84: The Space Hamsters being rebuilding their trade empire to Penguiska and beyond. The Space Hamster population now outnumbers the Flying Squirrels (due to the billions of casualties that the latter suffered in the war for Capello Prime). Nice Happy World becomes overpopulated, and there isn’t enough wealth to go around. Gangs of anarchist hamsters battle with each other in the streets.

3/90: Something stirs beneath the gooey ocean of planet Cerebrum… Trans-dimensional thought waves ripple out across the galaxy, as the The Collective Mind begins to focus on space travel…

3/97: The fearsome Space Hydra randomly moves out of Nebula #2, and goes into orbit above Named Red World. So far it has not attacked anything…

3/98: Even from the other side of the galaxy, the Zombies can sense the presence of big, huge enormous brains on planet Cerebrum. The ‘Great Shamble’ begins. The whole Zombie Apocalypse Empire is on the move towards planet Cerebrum.

3/99: Planet Whatever is in the path of the Great Shamble. The Rockers are in a panic, as the Black Fleet looms overhead. Are the zombies just passing through, or…?

-------------------------------------------------- End Log

Notes: @Nylan, I’ll get some proper graphics for your ships for the next update

Thanks to Abaddon for finding the giant brain pic

 

[Abaddon]

 

[Lord_Iggy]

3/65: The unknown artefact in orbit of Trikkland self-destructs after being ignored by the Penguinskan scientists.

3/66: Inquiry put into who the idiot was that forgot about this, random redshirt penguin lynched.

Nice update.

 

[Nylan]

To: Zombies
From: Metal Heads

Can we like, formalize an alliance or something before we go on tour? I mean you know, like a recording contract n' stuff? Since you've got a long ways to go to get to the brains n all...

We'd even let you come back for another show on Whatever...


OOC: @Daft

Nice update I eagerly await my armada

 

[The Farow]

Nice Update!

What to do with the stupid tribal people. Does anyone need a nice pet ?

 

[Nylan]

Zombies might, if they have brains larger than a pea

 

[Tyrion]

To Metal Heads
From Zombies:

Ugh! *nods slowly*

To Loaches
From Zombies:

...brains?

 

[knigh+]

...Gangs of anarchist hamsters...

 

[Abaddon]

What happened to my expansion! And why didnt my 5 galleys win the war! [/usual update moans]

 

[Abaddon]

To Obessia
From Mewtonia

Orostein is eating too much of our food aswell as spreading discontent! take him back now or we will scratch his eyes out.

 

[Daftpanzer]

Thaks guys

3/66: Inquiry put into who the idiot was that forgot about this, random redshirt penguin lynched.

Well, it could have been a dangerous artefact, so it might have been wise to ignore it

 

[Lord_Iggy]

When was the artefact first mentioned?

 

[TerrisH]

Species/Faction name: Angelic/Yaggisal Protectorate of Terra.
Home Planet name: Mars
Desired start location: Planet south of the green nebula
Desired color: light blue
Planet type: Martian
Any desired graphics: Angelic
Background: After many many Decades of effort, the Goddesses of Yaggrisal have finally returned Earth back to its peaceful, normal, Pre-ZPNES state. Now they look outward to the Universe and again, and prepare to defend Earth from the various factions expanding into Zpnesiii space. In order to keep earth relatively normal, they have established an outpost on mars, where they will build the grand defensive fleet. as the angelic force en-mass, the question arrises in the fleet. should they wait, or should that aim for conquest?

 

[Nylan]

Conquest!

...and loud rock music!!

 

[Tyrion]

*Zombies 'head bang'*

*head falls off...*

 

[The Farow]

From Loaches
To Zombies

We will sell you all the primitive people to do as you wish with them so yes brains.

 

[Nylan]

*The Metal Heads on Named Red Planet pump up their amplifiers and direct them at the giant Space Hydra, in hopes to either A) control it's mind or B) rupture it's eardrums and therefore render it stupid, confused, and weak so they can pwn it.

From: Metal Heads
To: Killbots

You on our side now? Or do we have to bust the Led out?