1,000 things not to do at a wedding

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It is like some of the other ones like 1,000 things not to do on a date but at a wedding.

start with 1: then 2:...
I will do number 1 and then you can continue, and it stops when we get to 1,000

1: right before they kiss run up and tackle them

 

[Kullervo]

2) Say loudly "I don't know about her wearing a white dress!"
3) Do this: the entire wedding

 

[dot]

4) Be the groom.

 

[Dumanios]

5: Not Dress up.
6: Come in your birthday suit.

 

[Lord Baal]

7. The bride.

 

[remake20]

8. Insult the bride for wearing white after labor day.

 

[Lord Baal]

9. The groom.

10. Get married.

11. Attend.

EDIT:

HOLY CROSSPOST BATMAN!

 

[Mango Elephant]

9.Give the bride your number.

10. Jump on the Grooms back and scream 'SUPRISE BUTTSECKS'

 

[GoodGame]

11. Comment loudly and slyly that the Bride wasn't wearing white, that night you had with her.
(seen in a Twix ad)

 

[Lord Baal]

Getting us back on track...

15. The ring-bearer.

16. The flower-girl.

17. Spike the wine with Viagra.

 

[remake20]

18. Yell LOL when they say "I do"

 

[GoodGame]

19. When they both say "I do", yell in a gay, lilting voice yell (e.g. think hairdresser) yell "I'll do you, AND YOU!!!".

 

[Mango Elephant]

I like this thread.

 

[lifelessgamer]

20. Break of a piece of an ice swan and eat it. (I actually did that)

 

[Dumanios]

21: Drop the cake.

 

[Lord Baal]

20. Break of a piece of an ice swan and eat it. (I actually did that)

Big Bart Simpson fan, eh?

22. Interrupt the ceremony on a Harley to proclaim that you are the Lindbergh Baby.

 

[Risen]

23. Burn the wedding dress.

 

[Perfection]

24. be joyful

 

[Kullervo]

6: Come in your birthday suit.

What's that, exactly?

 

[Lord Baal]

What's that, exactly?

"Birthday suit" is a euphemism for "naked." People are born naked; hence, "birthday suit." Pretty clever, huh?

25. Come on your birthday suit.