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1,000 things not to do at a wedding

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by !!!!!, Sep 2, 2010.

  1. !!!!!

    !!!!! why use 1 ! when can use5

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    It is like some of the other ones like 1,000 things not to do on a date but at a wedding.

    start with 1: then 2:...
    I will do number 1 and then you can continue, and it stops when we get to 1,000

    1: right before they kiss run up and tackle them
     
  2. Kullervo

    Kullervo Mahler/Sibelius Freak

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    2) Say loudly "I don't know about her wearing a white dress!"
    3) Do this::groucho: the entire wedding
     
  3. dot

    dot crossing the i's

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    4) Be the groom.
     
  4. Dumanios

    Dumanios MLG

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    5: Not Dress up.
    6: Come in your birthday suit.
     
  5. Lord Baal

    Lord Baal Deity

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    7. The bride.
     
  6. remake20

    remake20 :)

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    8. Insult the bride for wearing white after labor day.
     
  7. Lord Baal

    Lord Baal Deity

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    9. The groom.

    10. Get married.

    11. Attend.

    EDIT:

    HOLY CROSSPOST BATMAN!
     
  8. Mango Elephant

    Mango Elephant Deity

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    9.Give the bride your number.

    10. Jump on the Grooms back and scream 'SUPRISE BUTTSECKS'
     
  9. GoodGame

    GoodGame Red, White, & Blue, baby!

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    11. Comment loudly and slyly that the Bride wasn't wearing white, that night you had with her.
    (seen in a Twix ad)
     
  10. Lord Baal

    Lord Baal Deity

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    Getting us back on track...

    15. The ring-bearer.

    16. The flower-girl.

    17. Spike the wine with Viagra.
     
  11. remake20

    remake20 :)

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    18. Yell LOL when they say "I do"
     
  12. GoodGame

    GoodGame Red, White, & Blue, baby!

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    19. When they both say "I do", yell in a gay, lilting voice yell (e.g. think hairdresser) yell "I'll do you, AND YOU!!!".
     
  13. Mango Elephant

    Mango Elephant Deity

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    I like this thread.
     
  14. lifelessgamer

    lifelessgamer Chieftain

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    20. Break of a piece of an ice swan and eat it. (I actually did that)
     
  15. Dumanios

    Dumanios MLG

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    21: Drop the cake.
     
  16. Lord Baal

    Lord Baal Deity

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    Big Bart Simpson fan, eh?

    22. Interrupt the ceremony on a Harley to proclaim that you are the Lindbergh Baby.
     
  17. Risen

    Risen Chieftain

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    23. Burn the wedding dress.
     
  18. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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  19. Kullervo

    Kullervo Mahler/Sibelius Freak

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    What's that, exactly?
     
  20. Lord Baal

    Lord Baal Deity

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    "Birthday suit" is a euphemism for "naked." People are born naked; hence, "birthday suit." Pretty clever, huh?

    25. Come on your birthday suit. ;)
     

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