100 funniest facts
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uat2d
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Don't you worry, you'll still be capitalists when Obama goes to the White House... Perhaps it would be better for you to drown in this crisis and take the rest of the world with you, keeping on having worse and worse relationships with the rest of the world, continue to get American soldiers killed in Iraq, yada yada yada... wouldn't it?
Ace of Gold
MAKE WAY FOR THE BAD GUY
Obama will just send our troops to Afghanistan, even more soldiers will die there
uat2d
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So you're against the war in Afghanistan? Is that it? I bet that if he removed the military also from Afghanistan, he'd also be accused from supporting terrorism...
What should he do, then?
Ace of Gold
MAKE WAY FOR THE BAD GUY
Finish the job in Iraq, then move to Pakistan. We do not need to move our troops to Afghanistan, thats Europe's job.
Joe Harker
1st in the Premiership!
Why?? As far as i am aware the reason you are there is to chase the people who committed the worst attack since Pearl Harbour.
rhawn
Emperor
61. The reason you are there(Afghanistan)
uat2d
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That's what he's doing... finishing the job in Iraq. And move to Pakistan would be getting (too) imperialistic... how about attacking Russia like Sarah Palin suggested? Pakistan would just be another failure (like Iraq and Afghanistan...)
Oh, and by the way, Afghanistan is not our job...
Henky
Warlord
Time to stop being so damn political and get on with the thread...
62. Did you know that there are almost two million women veterans in the USA?
62. Did you know that there are almost two million women veterans in the USA?
Bigfoot3814
Deity
63. None of you guyses facts are funny.
Henky
Warlord
64. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
65. The youngest pope was 11 years old.
66. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
...and these??
65. The youngest pope was 11 years old.
66. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
...and these??
salty mud
Deity
...Are all well known and due to their popularity are not funny. 
67. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad in first class.
68. 30% of Chinese adults live with their parents.
69. People spend about two weeks of their lives at traffic lights.
70. Left handed people live slightly shorter lives than right handed people.
67. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad in first class.
68. 30% of Chinese adults live with their parents.
69. People spend about two weeks of their lives at traffic lights.
70. Left handed people live slightly shorter lives than right handed people.
Onionsoilder
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71. Not if you hold them open...
Henky
Warlord
Henky
Warlord
#74. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
#75. There are more chickens than people in the world.
#75. There are more chickens than people in the world.
Ziggy Stardust
Absolutely Sane
#76. People spend about two weeks of their lives at traffic lights!
#77. The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.
#78. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
#79. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
#80. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
#81. Donkeys kill more people than terrorists. Why can't donkeys kill more terrorists?
#77. The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.
#78. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
#79. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
#80. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
#81. Donkeys kill more people than terrorists. Why can't donkeys kill more terrorists?
Onionsoilder
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that's the thing... it's quite hard to do that, or better say - impossible.
No, it's not.
Henky
Warlord
#83. The universe is so vast in relation to the matter it contains that it can be compared in the following way: A building 20 miles long, 20 miles wide and 20 miles high that contains 1 grain of sand.
/Have you tried..?/
/Have you tried..?/
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