1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.

[H4run]

OT, but what does the US have to do with Stephen Hawking? He's British.

Unless the real world really DOES work like CiV and any day now Thomas Edison is going to spawn in Paris

371 : Ah right, that is also one sign that I play civilization 5 so much lately, next time if u read I write Ghandi was a president of India then it mean I already wipe out all my basic knowledge and judge the world politic, history, economy, geography base on what I see, what I think, what I heard, what I feel in civilization. And thats not a good sign

372 : You think is cool to have a puppet like Karzai (President of Afghanistan) it can produce their own military unit, have their own puppet president, and you still free to control the city production, and to access some of their luxury call poppies. You wonder are there any latest patches for installing this cool mega puppet goverment?

 

[The A.K.T]

373 u wonder y America hasent ben denounced by Everyone couse of their wars in Irak and Aghanistan.

 

[Jerman]

373 u wonder y America hasent ben denounced by Everyone couse of their wars in Irak and Aghanistan.

374: You dont know how to spell any word not in CIV

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[trexeric]

375: You don't have a cell phone. You dropped yours in the toilet after an epic play session on your laptop, in the bathroom, and you never bothered getting a new one, since you are too busy playing civilization.
376: You send spies out to steal cell phones from your co workers, so you can reverse engineer the technology to make your own cell phone.
377: You don't have enough time to do #376, because you are too busy playing Civ5
378: You don't have enough money to do #376 (you have to pay the spies), because you blew all your money on DLCs and donations to Firaxis
379: You consult the in-game economic adviser to solve #378

 

[H4run]

380. You feel happy when you wear a gold ring, silk clothes, and drink in silver cup. And you think your happiness is not an individual happiness, but the happiness of the state itself.

381. You feel happy living in Singapore, and you think everybody who living there live a happy little life.

382. You think a leader like Alexander, Yavus Sultan, Qin Shi Huang, make their peoples live an unhappy life in an unhappy large empire.

383. You send an essay in local news paper about international politics and argue, there no such things as individual happiness, or community happiness, there only be a state happiness that we should achieve by building theater and circus. War and imperialism will not make the state better, it will just sink it to be unhappy state, which results hunger and military impotency.

384. You argue in that essay, the US should settle down their monetary crisis by change their civic to communist or facist, to be able to gain one happiness per city or happiness bonus per courthouse, it will results the golden ages and will pump lots of gold for US treasury that will chop down the crisis in no time.

385. To get more money the US should not keep peoples like rockefeller and rothschild (great merchant) they should slaughter them in singapore or Manila to get huges ransom of money.

386. And seeing this video making you relax, calm and happy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu228z9wIbA and you believe these happiness is channel directly to the nation or the state happiness itself.

387. You insist on China, India and Russia government, to make this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu228z9wIbA on air every sunday on their national tv chanel because you want to make them happy.

388. You like the quotation "I am the state" because when you feel happy, the state is happy, when you feel sad and anger also the state feel sad and anger. There is no you and me, but there only a state itself reincarnate its emotion to all of us.

 

[JaGarLo]

389. Monarchy and Republic aren't exclusive for you.
390. You believe that you can't die due to age.
391. You would marry your Civ5 copy.

 

[Artingel78]

392. You denounce America for being at war against Iraq.
393. You go to Notch's house and say:"F-word your blocks, HEXAGONS,HEXAGONS,HEXAGONS"!?
394.When somebody say he played CoD yesterday you say to him:"WOW you got to Information Age just for 1 n' a half hour?
395.Instead of Square based walls you want to make HEX based walls.
396.You want to marry Catherine.

 

[Jerman]

397. You think the game is bugged when you play as Sweden and in 1979 AD you dont get a great artist names Marcus Pearson

 

[God of Kings]

398. You think that the CN Tower can be built in any single city in the world but Toronto, since Toronto does not exist

 

[trexeric]

399: You don't believe in the Bermuda Triangle - there is no way to make a nice and pointy triangle out of hexes.
400: You cry when a unit is killed.

 

[Syailendra]

401. You know that at 1686, the english civilization have adopt freedom policy. So that Sir Isaac Newton, only ate one apple and have an extra to learn about gravity.

 

[Jerman]

398. You think that the CN Tower can be built in any single city in the world but Toronto, since Toronto does not exist

402. You know you dont exist because you live in Toronto but Toronto does not exist, Nether does Canada (but Quebec City does since it is in the city state name pool.

 

[The A.K.T]

374: You dont know how to spell any word not in CIV

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English is my second Language. Sorry for bad spelling.

 

[H4run]

English is my second Language. Sorry for bad spelling.

this is international forum no need to say sorry, its not native english speaker forum

403. You feel unhappy when your wife give a birth

 

[trexeric]

404: You go out in search for El Dorado and the Fountain of Youth.

 

[Cicero63]

405: The most crushing disappointment is when you see on the news that a great new building or "wonder" is built in a foreign country and not your own

 

[Jerman]

406. You expect the Government to give you a job

 

[OmniPotent42]

407. You wonder how France gave America the Statue of Liberty as a gift. Everyone knows you can't gift wonders, only units.

 

[Nukes R Us]

408. You laugh when some idiot tells you there are 3 Statues of Liberty and tell them, "You can only be one of each world wonder XD XD XD silly fool."
409. You see a $20 bill on the ground, run towards it to pick it up wondering if it will be Gold, a new Tech, extra population, advanced weapons, or just a stupid map.
410. You argue with a history professor that Kyoto has always been Japan's capital, you can't just change capitals at will!
411. You wonder why the U.S. didn't just give Cuba a ton of gold to be allied and have all the nuclear missile units that the U.S.S.R. gave them on their side.
412. You know one of he world's settings is Complete Kill, because the french helped battle the Nazis even after they lost all of their cities.
413. You think the United States must have hacked, because they have theaters and stadiums, but no coliseums
414. You wonder how the United Statues can even exist, rebellion units are barbarians, and everyone knows barbarians can't own cities!
415. You see amish villages, and wonder how they haven't been overun by barbarians, barbs have to at least be at Paratrooper by now.
416. You wonder why anybody drives instead of using a train to get to another city, you'd get their instantly by train!
417. You think that modern boats must have 30 movement points, because it should take them at least 3 turns, 6 years, to cross the ocean.
418. You wonder what Hiawatha must have been doing to still be at spearmen and bowmen when the English were at musket men. Everyone starts at the same time.
419. You wonder why more countries don't build the Oxford University to gain a free technology.
420. You wonder why the larger countries don't just declare war and take over the tiny weaker countries.
421. You think that if you were the leader of the U.S. or the U.S.S.R. you would have just launched all your nukes, because the other side wouldn't have any nukes to retaliate with the next turn.
422. You know someone has already chosen the "Just One More Turn" option because a leader for the U.N. has already been voted in.
423. You imagine the size of RAM needed to process the turns of about 130 countries instantly.
424. You try to find out how to get the Invisible (submarine) promotion for soldiers in CiV because terrorists have it in Real Life

 

[trexeric]

425: You laugh at the idea that Pharos, the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus, the Hanging Gardens, and the Colossus of Rhodes were destroyed by earthquakes. Only razing a city can destroy a wonder!