1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

[Finvola]

970. You start singing "Hard Times Come Again No More" when your cats are making you feel guilty that they will have to wait until the shops open in the morning for more treats.

 

[Scrum Lord]

971. You refer to Evangalion from Neon Genesis Evangelion, Jaegers from Pacific Rim, and other giant battle mechs as GDRs.

 

[MangoCheeseCakey]

973. You believe Julius Caesar and Sinbad can discover secret stashes of barbarian gold.
974. You believe that the worth of a culture is not measured by its accomplishments.
975. You believe that Russia could have won the Space Race if they chopped Siberia barren.

 

[MangoCheeseCakey]

976. You believe anyone can build nukes but only the Incans can build terrace farms.
977. You wonder where the city that build Amundsen-Scott went IRL.
978. You believe catapults are effective against ships but not land units on ships.

 

[MangoCheeseCakey]

979. You believe aircraft carriers can capture cities.
980. You believe aircraft carriers are weaker than ironclads. (actual experience)
981. You believe James Young can help the Hittites dig oil without oil rigs.

 

[Disgustipated]

982: You wonder why England didn't halt work on Big Ben with it 99% complete in order to build up more gold reserves before finishing it.

 

[MangoCheeseCakey]

983: You believe the Byzantines raced tanks in hippodromes.
984: You believe meteor showers give you tanks.
985: You believe Babylonian tanks are designed by archaeologists.
986: You believe a knight can have reactive armor.

 

[Kupe Navigator]

987: you believe Egyptians gained massive culture simply by building buildings and wonders.

 

[tedhebert]

988: You are convinced the Statue of Liberty is the penultimate diplomacy tool

 

[Scrum Lord]

989: You struggle to remember the 972nd clue that you played too much civ VI...

 

[Scrum Lord]

990. In an attempt to advance the technology of your country, you found a religion and encourage its members to pray for a great scientist to magically appear at a nearby campus.
991. You invest heavily in domestic shipping stocks based on the belief that your country has recently "reformed the coinage."

 

[Scrum Lord]

992. You discover Liberty Island with a completed Statue of Liberty, learn that the Statue of Liberty was built by France, and conclude that Liberty Island was once under the control of a French city.

 

[MangoCheeseCakey]

993. You wonder where the Hanging Gardens went if Babylon, as a capital, could not be razed.

 

[canadamufc]

994: You believe that Koreans are only able to get an education in the highlands.
995: You believe the Maracana is the only football stadium in the entire world!

 

[MangoCheeseCakey]

996: You believe that tourists flock to Bavarian construction sites.
997: You believe that Sejong launches a minor moon landing every era.
998: You believe Sejong would get along with Peter.
999: You believe Ludwig dislikes Amanitore and Hammurabi.
1000: You helped to compile 1000 clues you played too much Civ6!

 

[Laurana Kanan]

Moderator Action: With clue #1,000 we've hit the target and this thread has now been closed. Feel free to continue the list in the new thread -

A 1,000 More Clues You Played Too Much Civ 6

With the previous thread hitting 1,000 clues, it's time to continue the fun with a new thread! 1001. You realize a thousand clues just weren't enough to drive home the point that we're all Civfanatics. See the previous thread here...

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