101 Reasons Video Games are Realistic

275. All terrorists are suicide bombers.

276. AK-47's are usually weaker than M16's. (Not in CS, though)

277. Guns don't need maintenance.

278. Gun are practically welded to a user's hands unless he/she wills the thing removed.
 
281. Some Things are Censored :/

282. You Cant destroy the entire world!

283. People are limitless

284. You Can Always find a way to fix yourself, especially with a severe injury
 
285: A single Chinaman during the Three Kingdoms period can kill over 1000 people in one battle and never need to change weapons/rest.
286: A fan can kill over a thousand chinamen in one battle and never be damaged.
287: Same goes for flutes.
288: Playing the flute kills instantly.
289: You can be cut, stabbed, and slashed but never have a scar/die from loss of blood.
290: Eating a Goose can heal all of your wounds instantly.
291: You never need air in a tight, compressed hamsterball.
292: You can kill over a hundred police officers and walk freely in the street.
293: You can be stabbed through by a halberd continuously and still be able to live.
294: A battle in the Three Kingdoms period of China can only last up to 90 minutes.
 
295: You can shoot explosive arrows at an M1 Abrams tank and blow it up.

296: Your aircraft can take a lot more machine gun bullets than your team mates

297: Your plane does not start to slow down or fail even if it's on the brink of destruction

298: Planes health is measured in a bar, not measured on what is actually hit

299: In fact, your plane could be on fire, smoke is in the cockpit and a normal pilot would be coughing, yet your plane does not burn up until that last bullet lands into it, shooting you down

300: Fires on your own vehicle do not damage it

301: Burning buildings take no damage (Warcraft I & II)

302: Burning buildings don't get any damage, even if on the brink of destruction (Starcraft Protoss)
 
297: Your plane does not start to slow down or fail even if it's on the brink of destruction

298: Planes health is measured in a bar, not measured on what is actually hit

299: In fact, your plane could be on fire, smoke is in the cockpit and a normal pilot would be coughing, yet your plane does not burn up until that last bullet lands into it, shooting you down
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Actually these are not true in Microsoft Combat Simulator.

303. Pirates are more honourable than the admirality.

304. The Mayans and the Aztecs had ships which were just as good as the Spanish

305. There is an island somewhere where the survivors of the Mayans, Romans, Viking & Trojan civilizations are still living in prosperity.
 
306: Two Aztec War Canoes can destroy an Ironclad (Age of Empires III, test it yourself in the editor)

307: A single cannon shot cannot destroy a canoe (Age of Empires III)

308: Town Centres can fire cannonballs at ships, yet when it's under attack by soldiers, it can only shoot back with muskets and only if there's villagers or troops garrisoned in it (yet ungarrisoned, it can shoot at ships but not at troops). (Age of Empires III)

309: In fact, towers shoot muskets at the bad guys, but they shoot cannons at ships and only shoot cannons at troops when they're bombard towers (Age of Empires III)

310: Raptors can only hold 4 missiles, unless they're King Raptors, then it's 6 (Coomand & Conquer: Generals)

311: Aircraft missiles are both ATG and ATA, even though they're distinctly two different missile types, equipped for specific targets, not both (Command & Conquer: Generals)

312: The Stealth Fighter can be detected by a radar while the naked eye cannot see it (Command & Conquer: Generals)
 
314. You never need food or water.

315. No matter what happens, nobody will ever be stabbed or shot in the crotch. :lol:

316. There will always be a boat in the harbour to take you where you want to go and as soon as you board it you will arrive at your destination instantly.
 
321: There's nothing below the 2D terrain, just a big empty void

322: Ground is 2D

323: Lightning storms are as dangerous as nuclear weapons
 
324. All alien planets have the same environment from pole to equator.

325. No matter the size, all alien planets have Earth-like gravity.

326. Militaries have no dedicated pilots, but that's no problem since the average grunt is trained operate all tanks and jets, American or foreign.
 
327: Ebola strains can be put onto satellites which then can be dropped onto a target, for only $5000

328: In fact, falling satellites are a perfect superweapon

329: A 2 billion dollar Stealth Bomber costs only $4000 :D

330: And can be shot down by a $900 missile launcher! :confused:
 
331: Nuclear warheads can be knocked up in anyone's garage provided there is uranium.

332: Uranium isn't deadly or radioactive prior to being placed inside a warhead.

333: Domestic politics only matters if the country is a dictatorship.

334: Hospital beds are always empty as people only have to be in 'range' of the building to be healed.
 
335: Some crazy naked nut with a sign over his body can summon up volcanoes and hurricanes

336: And while in range of a temple, he cannot

337: Crazy drunks with large sticks can get a person to join your side

338: When a University is in range, this is not the case

339: Shipyards can fix a battleship while it is off the coast without sending any supply ships

340: Because you've researched drydocks, the ship can be healed at a greater range!

341: Loud music always plays during action
 
342. If you hit a lorry head-on in a car, your car dents (at the boot)

343. Strange blue/purple stains are existent when people are sick with anthrax.
 
344: You can eat ghosts.
345: People don't care if you nuke Barbarians.
346: Cats can reduce a sofa to a pile of rubble in a mere hour.
347: A Gecko can beat up evil Santa.
348: One man saying the same phrase 5 different times always boosts morale.
349: King bees exist.
350: Soviets were always involved with every evil scheme before the ninties.
 
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