X - The Road to Persepolis
Part II
1290AD
Louis visits the Mongol court
LOUIS: Mon ami, it is ze greatest of pleasures to be back in Mongolia once again!
GENGHIS: Enough crap. Whats going down?
LOUIS: There is one thing missing in your court, my liege. Just one thing. Music!
You must ave minstrels in your entourage, otherwise there is just silence.
GENGHIS: How thoughtful of you. Maybe I could hire you as a jester as well.
LOUIS: Well how about a trade Gengheese - Music+250 Gold for your Philsophy?
GENGHIS: Yep. Thatd better be a jest.
LOUIS: Ah, but come on, my lord khan! Is it not true that music is ze food of
erm, actually you wont care about that. Erm
well all the cool and mighty empires are making raps about themselves, you cant do that without knowledge of music!
GRIZNAKH: Pfft. I beg to differ.
GENGHIS: Dude I know loads about rapping! Listen to the Mongol rap:
Genghis gets up and swaggers around, rapping
This mighty Empires called Mongolia,
An it dont rhyme with nothin but Mongolia,
An the ruler of this crib is me, Genghis,
So get out if your name dont rhyme with Fenghis!
Cos that makes you a moron, yo
An all yo morons make crappy deals, yo,
An I dont listen to them anyway,
MC Ishak, join the fray!
Ishak starts beatboxing
LOUIS: Hmm. Its better than Greeces rap actually.
GENGHIS: Well duh!
An now Im gonna do some free-sty-lin
Damn straight, this rap is bangin!
Dog-fightin is how we pass our times,
When we aint kicking butt or spittin rhymes
Now listen to me Lou, cos Ill say this only once
Take your crappy deal, and go back to Fronce,
Ill come to you, if I ever want a deal,
Yeah man, erm
jellied eel!
Louis applauds sarcastically
LOUIS: I think I picked up your subtle message you sent me through the medium of rap. Im off.
GENGHIS: Sad to see you go. Just kidding.
Louis exits the yurt
GENGHIS: So what else is going on around here?
KOLAI: We have a new Great General sire, his name is Sargon and he hails from Karakorum.
GENGHIS: Hmm. I have enough generals in the field at present. Is there any other use for him?
KOLAI: Erm, absolutely. It is possible to have him train new troops in the capital. They would be far better trained.
GENGHIS: Do that then. Right, Im off to record my first album man. Im calling it
International Gangstaz cos we is the hardest men on the world scene right now.
GRIZNAKH: Right. Any reason why youve suddenly started talking like a cross between Alexander and Ishak when you talk about rapping?
GENGHIS: Yo man, its like all about image in this industry. You wouldnt understand.
IALBUK: Neither do I.
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The Persian agents messenger returned late that evening with fresh orders from the Persian court.
The messenger handed his master the message, a roll of weathered parchment sealed with the Persian imperial seal, and bowed out of the yurt. The agent broke the seal, satisfied that his servant had not already done so, and scanned the document. A glance told him it was encoded, but he knew how to decipher it. He knew the keyword; Pasargardae, the name of the city where the Persian intelligence agency had its headquarters. The message took him the best part of an hour to decode.
Once he had the true message, the Persian agent read it carefully. And it had been carefully written, in a mysterious manner as always:
Lieutenant of the II,
Whilst it can be effective to harrass and hinder, it might not always be prudent; if those who rank highest are unaware, it can let this advantage slip.
This first part was clear enough, addressed to him, the second agent, it advised him to lie low and avoid making any minor plays that could be detected.
In the event that a comrade falls, the tactic can, in fact, be discontinued. But it would be foolish to give in, surely?
So he did have new orders. The agent scanned feverishly ahead.
Mascara, when mixed with the elements, can, as you know, have widespread consequences.
Mascara meant deadly nightstalk, the poisonous substance which was also used by Persian ladies as an eyeliner. Mixed with the elements, well, the only element that made sense was water. The agent leaned back. He was to poison the water supply.
Not all know that. In addition, it would be shame not to use the Five, should the opportunity arise. And it will, when it is sought.
So he was also to look out for an opportunity to use his throwing knives. He assumed the Khan was the target.
If all else should fail, use your command truly before the ancient cliffs.
The ancient cliffs were the walls of Persepolis, built over 5000 years ago. He was to display his true colours in the battle, if it got that far, and disobey the Khans orders.
Should that prove not enough, return is the key to later success.
Return to the key city, Pasargardae.
The Persian agent burnt the message in his fire, then put it out. And went to sleep, contemplating his orders.
Meanwhile, time trudged slowly on.