20,000 ways The Stone is better than the iPhone.

172. Fully Recyclable.
173. Alternatively manufactured with or without Lithium.
174. Try to scalp your enemy with iPhone axe!
175. Made with 100% pre-consumer waste that has already been recycled (by water erosion, plate tectonics, and possibly red hot magma).
 
179. If you add a space to Albert Einstein's last name, it actually means something. That something, however, is not "an iPhone".
 
I don't geddit ?

there are people here who like iPhones very much, to the point of video-chatting with each other from a distance of about 2-3 feet away.
 
181. iPhones can't roll. ;)
 
183. Stones are generally available without a monthly service fee.
 
184. iPhone-henge sounds silly and would only stand a few centimeters, mystifying no one.
 
185. iPhones don't double production speed of the Pyramids, the Great Wall or any other Wonders (except Steve Jobs' purse).
 
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