Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Abaddon, Oct 28, 2008.
188. Because iPhonehenge sounds stupid.
189. Because Stonehenge sounds epic...And i think someone's planning on a movie that has people duel on it.
190. iPhones don't look like food.
^ That is just awesome.
191. You can't trust a iPhone, but you can trust a stone.
192. Walls have ears: you can build a wall out of stones, but not out of iPhones.
193. You can smash anything with a stone
194. Throw on emos and beiber fans
195. skip throwing stone on water.
196. step on them while crossing river.
197. Make fire out of two stones
198. Make your dog run behind it if you can't get a ball
199. Make ornamental decorative pieces out of good ones
200. It's easy to smash an iPhone.
1/5 of the way there!
EDIT: No, never mind, 1/100th...
201. A stone is not made in sweatshops...
202. If you are unsatisfied with your stone, just throw it away and pick a new one up for no charge. An iPhone, not so much.
203. The Mausoleum of Mausulos doesn't get double production speed from an iPhone.
Sent from Patrick's iPhone
204) The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones, not small iPhones.
205. One can usually "Clone" a "Stone" without being sued for IPR infringement.
206. IPhones can't exist forever.
207. If I run my car over a stone, I get multiple stones.
208. You can make tables out of stones.
Don't even try that with iPhones.
Can you carve words on an iPad?
I didn't think so.
How is an iPad a ta - Oh, tabloid.
209. If you throw a stone to an iPad, the stone won't break.
If you throw an iPad to a stone, it will break.
210. Stones don't spy on you
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