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20,000 ways The Stone is better than the iPhone.

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Abaddon, Oct 28, 2008.

  1. Marla_Singer

    Marla_Singer United in diversity

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    188. Because iPhonehenge sounds stupid.
     
  2. Tlc2011

    Tlc2011 Pixel Cat

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    True that!

    189. Because Stonehenge sounds epic...And i think someone's planning on a movie that has people duel on it.
     
  3. Tee Kay

    Tee Kay Silly furry

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    190. iPhones don't look like food.

     
  4. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    ^ That is just awesome.
     
  5. Andres12345

    Andres12345 Noob

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    191. You can't trust a iPhone, but you can trust a stone.
     
  6. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    192. Walls have ears: you can build a wall out of stones, but not out of iPhones.
     
  7. leemadison11

    leemadison11 Chieftain

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    193. You can smash anything with a stone
    194. Throw on emos and beiber fans
    195. skip throwing stone on water.
    196. step on them while crossing river.
    197. Make fire out of two stones
    198. Make your dog run behind it if you can't get a ball
    199. Make ornamental decorative pieces out of good ones
     
  8. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    200. It's easy to smash an iPhone.

    1/5 of the way there! :lol:

    EDIT: No, never mind, 1/100th...
     
  9. Tee Kay

    Tee Kay Silly furry

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    201. A stone is not made in sweatshops...
     
  10. nightcreature

    nightcreature Ready to Pounce!

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    202. If you are unsatisfied with your stone, just throw it away and pick a new one up for no charge. An iPhone, not so much.
     
  11. MantaRevan

    MantaRevan Emperor

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    203. The Mausoleum of Mausulos doesn't get double production speed from an iPhone.

    Sent from Patrick's iPhone
     
  12. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    204) The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones, not small iPhones.
     
  13. EnglishEdward

    EnglishEdward Deity

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    205. One can usually "Clone" a "Stone" without being sued for IPR infringement.
     
  14. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    206. IPhones can't exist forever.
     
  15. Veritass

    Veritass Emperor

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    207. If I run my car over a stone, I get multiple stones.
     
  16. strijder20

    strijder20 Wallowing in irony

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    208. You can make tables out of stones.
    Don't even try that with iPhones.
     
  17. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    *coughiPadcough*
     
  18. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    Can you carve words on an iPad?

    I didn't think so. :king:
     
  19. strijder20

    strijder20 Wallowing in irony

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    How is an iPad a ta - Oh, tabloid.
    209. If you throw a stone to an iPad, the stone won't break.
    If you throw an iPad to a stone, it will break.
     
  20. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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