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20,000 ways The Stone is better than the iPhone.

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Abaddon, Oct 28, 2008.

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  1. Marla_Singer

    Marla_Singer United in diversity

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    188. Because iPhonehenge sounds stupid.
     
    Marla_Singer, May 25, 2011
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  2. Tlc2011

    Tlc2011 Pixel Cat

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    True that!

    189. Because Stonehenge sounds epic...And i think someone's planning on a movie that has people duel on it.
     
    Tlc2011, May 25, 2011
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  3. Tee Kay

    Tee Kay Silly furry

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    190. iPhones don't look like food.

     
    Tee Kay, May 27, 2011
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  4. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    ^ That is just awesome.
     
    Optical, May 27, 2011
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  5. Andres12345

    Andres12345 Noob

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    191. You can't trust a iPhone, but you can trust a stone.
     
    Andres12345, Sep 17, 2011
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  6. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    192. Walls have ears: you can build a wall out of stones, but not out of iPhones.
     
    Optical, Sep 17, 2011
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  7. leemadison11

    leemadison11 Chieftain

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    193. You can smash anything with a stone
    194. Throw on emos and beiber fans
    195. skip throwing stone on water.
    196. step on them while crossing river.
    197. Make fire out of two stones
    198. Make your dog run behind it if you can't get a ball
    199. Make ornamental decorative pieces out of good ones
     
    leemadison11, Nov 28, 2011
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  8. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    200. It's easy to smash an iPhone.

    1/5 of the way there! :lol:

    EDIT: No, never mind, 1/100th...
     
    Optical, Nov 29, 2011
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  9. Tee Kay

    Tee Kay Silly furry

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    201. A stone is not made in sweatshops...
     
    Tee Kay, Nov 29, 2011
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  10. nightcreature

    nightcreature Ready to Pounce!

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    202. If you are unsatisfied with your stone, just throw it away and pick a new one up for no charge. An iPhone, not so much.
     
    nightcreature, Nov 29, 2011
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  11. MantaRevan

    MantaRevan Emperor

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    203. The Mausoleum of Mausulos doesn't get double production speed from an iPhone.

    Sent from Patrick's iPhone
     
    MantaRevan, Nov 29, 2011
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  12. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    204) The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones, not small iPhones.
     
    west india man, Nov 30, 2011
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  13. EnglishEdward

    EnglishEdward Deity

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    205. One can usually "Clone" a "Stone" without being sued for IPR infringement.
     
    EnglishEdward, Nov 30, 2011
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  14. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    206. IPhones can't exist forever.
     
    Darth Caesar, Nov 30, 2011
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  15. Veritass

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    207. If I run my car over a stone, I get multiple stones.
     
    Veritass, Dec 1, 2011
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  16. strijder20

    strijder20 Wallowing in irony

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    208. You can make tables out of stones.
    Don't even try that with iPhones.
     
    strijder20, Dec 1, 2011
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  17. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    *coughiPadcough*
     
    Civ'ed, Dec 1, 2011
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  18. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    Can you carve words on an iPad?

    I didn't think so. :king:
     
    west india man, Dec 1, 2011
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  19. strijder20

    strijder20 Wallowing in irony

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    How is an iPad a ta - Oh, tabloid.
    209. If you throw a stone to an iPad, the stone won't break.
    If you throw an iPad to a stone, it will break.
     
    strijder20, Dec 1, 2011
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  20. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    Darth Caesar, Dec 1, 2011
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