300,000 Ways to Eat a Reese's

[Fifty]

23. Cool it down to below absolute zero while engaging in FTL travel, then eat it as an impossicle!

 

[sirtommygunn]

push out middle eat outer ring throw middle away

 

[Perfection]

Fixing numbering:
26. Have an Asian Palm Civet eat it, then collect its feces and eat the partially digested PB cups.

 

[Tycoon101]

27. Put the cups on strings, and reinact "War of the Worlds" on a small scale.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

28. Crumble over chocolate ice cream and consume.

 

[Tycoon101]

29. Shine light on the cups and send their shadows around the city. The populace will think that the aliens are invading, but testify that it was only a weather balloon in the swamp gas.

 

[Fifty]

30.) Sleep in a giant egg in a bird's nest. "Hatch" from that egg when the other chicks hatch, thus making the mother bird think you are its child. Have reese's in a birdfeeder near by. Mother bird will eat the reese's and regurgitate it in your mouth! YUM!

 

[Perfection]

31. At a raw foods convention in front of the raw foodies' children.

 

[Tycoon101]

32. Pull up, hop out, all in one motion. And eat a Reeses while dancing on the hood as the car's still rollin'.

 

[Perfection]

33. Anal Suppository

 

[puglover]

34. Eat it with telekinetic powers. No hands required!

Seriously, this is the best thread ever.

 

[Perfection]

35. Eat it with feet. No hands or telekinetic powers required!

 

[GenMarshall]

36. Eat it after you get your degree in calibration!

 

[Red Door]

37. Put your finger in it, and take the top off, then rip the bottom off, and save the peanut butter for last.
38. Eat it like a human being.

 

[Perfection]

39. Split it up into 300mg doses and deliver it in capsules!

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

40. Savour it for the first time, for you have never had one before!

 

[Perfection]

41. Use your gastrovascular cavity! (works best if you're a jellyfish or anemone)

 

[Tycoon101]

42. Count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Reeses peanut butter cup.

 

[Perfection]

43. Catching it your mouth when someone drops it from a skyscraper.

 

[puglover]

44. You have two Reese's cups, and your economic beliefs reflect your preferred method of eating them.

45. Eat them... In... SPARTA!