300,000 Ways to Eat a Reese's

46. Eat them fried.
 
47.
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
 
48. You are wearing yellow socks,
you must step into a box.
The Resses cup covered in lox,
will help you fend off the rabid fox.

When you are eating cups in a box
while wallowing in lox,
It's call a socks on fox with lox in box Reeses cup!
 
50. Pay Xanikk to eat 1000 of them, and watch him throw up, and then eat that.
 
52. Stain a girl's blue dress with the drool from your Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
 
57. Eat em while making out with a hot woman.
 
58. Cut it down to infintesimally sized pieces and integrate it by parts.
 
60. Challenge it to Mortal Kombat. Defeat the peanut butter cup soundly, then eat it viciously as the Fatality.
 
62. Stuff your thanksgiving turkey with 'em!
 
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