300,000 Ways to Eat a Reese's

[W|M]

1086) After being frozen in liquid Nitrogen and then smashed with a hammer.

 

[Perfection]

1087. COOK IT ON MED LOW FOR A LONG LONG TIME SO THE FAT RENDERS AND IT GETS CRISPY THEN PUT REESES ON PLATE AND FRY EGG IN THE FAT IN THE PAN AND PUT EGG ON REESES AND EAT PEANUT-BUTTERY CHOCOLATEY EGGY GOODNESS

 

[SamSniped]

1088. EAT IT WHILE TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!

 

[W|M]

1089) Eat it when typing in Comic Sans!

 

[_random_]

1090) Eat while on a vengeful rampage against Comic Sans users.
1091) Eat while on a vengeful rampage against multi-colored text users.

 

[Optical]

1092) While your mouth is watering at the thought of Perf's version of a Reese's

 

[SouthernKing]

1093. After smashing it with a mortar and pestil.

 

[W|M]

1094) After dumping a vat of coffee on it.

1095) While on a plane over the Sahara desert.

1096) After coating it with sugar and cinnamon and then frying it.

 

[mayor]

1097) while committing genocide in Civ

 

[GamezRule]

1098) While using proper grammar.

1099) While committing genocide in a NES.

 

[SouthernKing]

1100. While on a roller coaster that is over 300 feet tall.

 

[Optical]

1101. While on a rollercoaster that is over 300 feet wide.

 

[SamSniped]

1102. While NOT on a rollercoaster

 

[W|M]

1103) While counting down for the New Year.

1104) While drinking vodka mixed with Red Bull

1105) After being dunked in said drink.

1106) Cut it into tiny pieces, leave a hot knife on the pieces, then scoop them up with a spoon and eat them while scalding your mouth.