444nes2: The no-pressure NES

The Scandinavians were asking to become part of the Triple Alliance, which would make it a Quadruple Alliance. Germany agreed.

Diplo from Germany

To Scandinavia:
You have our approval. Now ask the other members of the Alliance (Russia and DRGI).

Orders:
Continue increasing economy.
 
Raise the Military.

Expand and colonize North (ANC) and East of me (ALB)
 
DRGR welcomes Scandinavia to the great Europian alliance.

Story:
The leader of the senate came running into the room, followed by an horde of soldiers, he took up an paper:
"today, I declare the Dual Republic of Grecce and Rome, not to exist any more.
We are now the Southern Europian Empire, and will forever rule south Europe.
Oh, and I as son of an Italian woman and and Greece man, declare myself Emporer."
The soldiers ran in and killed the senators.
 
Additional Diplomacy=
From: The Union of Scotland and Pictland
To: The Germanic Barbarians

We once thought of you as a greater people like the Picts and Scots; now we realise that you are a lesser people like the puny Franks and Angles.
The Union does not appreciate being ignored by a lesser people.

We do not associate with lesser peoples.

Our friendship is dead.

To: South Europe

Empires of lesser peoples dont work. They collapse and die.
We will stand and watch as your regime collapses under its own weight.

To: The Viking Peoples of Scandinavia

Why you would wish to join in alliance with a lesser people like the Germans and the Greek-Italians?
This desicion of yours, a greater people, is perplexing to us.
 
To Scotland and Pictland:
You ahev declared war at me, member of the Europian Quadrupple alliance, I hereby call in the alliance to fight you, if you not take back your insults against our great empire we will meet on teh battlefield.

To members of Europian Quadruplle alliance:
The Union of scots and Picts have insulted our alliance and declared war on us, we need to act.

Orders:
Forgett old ones, PMing new.
 
Additional Diplomacy=
To: The South Europe
From: The Union

Cowards, you need to hide behind your alliance to get your own way.
A true trait of a lesser people.

But no we have not declared war. We have simply cut off all ties you damn fool. If anything you have been aggressive by murdering our people; if anything it is YOU who has declared war.

Know that if you attack us the greater peoples of Assyria will invade you!
 
ehem:

Originally posted by lmsw08233
Additional Diplomacy=
To: Rome
From: The Union of Scotland and Pictland

Our Pictish chiefs are insulted you refer to us as Scotland.
And our entire council is deeply insulted you presume to tell us what to do.
Those lands were in the process of coming under Union rule and you invaded and destroy our colonists.
We will speak plainly.
This is an act of war.
Rectify the situation or we will recitify it for you.

To Scots:
We look at this as an declaration of war.
 
Additional Diplomacy=
To: The Union
From: South European Lesser Peoples

No was a request from one greater people to another asking that they apologise and fix their mistake which constitutes an act of war on their part.
That was when we believe you to be a greater people; if we had known you to be a lesser people we would have spoken plainer as we are now.

You attacked our colonies; and murdered our peoples and the peoples of the lesser tribes under our protection.
You destroyed our trading posts and butchered peaceful hardworking merchants of the Union.

That is a reprehensible act; and one we would be quite justified in answering with a declartion of war.
But as it was we decided to have patience and ask you to explain yourself and repair the situation.
Both you and the lesser kingdom of Germany ignored the Union when we made respectful petitions to you both to attempt to resolve this situation.

If it is war you want; then you can have it lesser tribal; but know that it is YOU who will be held responsible, not the Union.
 
To the Union:
I am the the one that will get responbilety?
I took the french land before you got there, accept it.
I offred you to get Portugal, you rejected.
We are not afraid of an war against you as our armies will chrush you, then you will be back on your tiny island complaining and crying cuz you lost at the mainland.
You are also calling me "lesser" cuz I asked my allied to join the battle against you.
But who was it that said "assyria will attack you from behind"?
I have reat enough army to fend of both you and Assyria, so stop complaining and accept the reality.
 
OOC: I realized, I only have contact with Germany, but I feel this needs to be posted

To: Union
From: Scandanavia

We joined this alliance because we do not care about race, we have friends and people who would treat us well as allies in this alliance, unlike you, you racist bigot. We have enough army and naval power to fend you offf, and hurt you greatly, so if I were you I'd take those threats and comments you made and stick them up your big, fat, a**.
 
hmmm, there we got another "lesser" poeple:p
 
Additional Diplomacy=
To: Naervod
From: Me

Racism doesnt exist now :-P Its the stone age EVERYONE was like im acting in character. :-)
And all of Europe has contact dafty :-P

To: The South Europe
From: Union

If you would actually read. Not noce have we declared war on anyone.
We simply asked you explain why u murdered our colonists and fix the problem.
And when U ignored us we asked both you and Germany.
You still ignored us.
So we cut off ties.
And you declare war cos of that?
Your a fool.
 
THE RUSSIAN CHRONICLE: 2600BC

Our people of Russia continue to grow smart and happy, and our economy begins to prosper. Our empire continues to grow and my military is ready to conquer.

Can something go wrong with this striving nation? I wouldn't think so...

Our new breakthroughs in science has allowed our people to ride on horses. Though even if we have a brislting army, we are still peaceful and have no need for these horses in battle. Though there is a much better idea.

Our scholors have drew a map showing our great expansion and said it can go faster. With these new horses we will be able to carry equipment and people large distances faster allowing us to exand much faster, much faster.

They call this secret project, the Horse Wagon.

The world will soon feel the wrath of not our spears, but our intelligence...

ORDERS
-Research the Horse Wagon allowing us to expand twice as fast in twice the land.
-Grow education by hireing more scholors and showing them the newly made business plan.
-Continue wonder
-Expand northward and eastward.
 
To: lmsw
From: naervod

Dude, I was acting in character too, and civs can be racist in the Stone Age, and your greater/lesser peoples thing only proves that further. Furthermore, I talked to China, and he said I only had contact w/ Germany. Also, I see no place in the updates where it says we all have contact, so don't be calling me daft.
 
There was something building in Chile, and noone knew what it was.

They were all confused

And they should be.

Because it could be anything!!



Orders:
- increase education
- continue Irrigation of the Amazon (5/6)
- expand into Brazil, and north and south
 
Additional Diplomacy=
To: South Europe
From: The Union

Allied against us???
We had not declared war you warmongering fool.
We simply dissolved ties after both you and Germany ignored us when we present to you a legitimate greivance.
Idiot.

To: Nav
From: Me

I just spoke to china, and i was rite, all of Europe DOES have contact.

New Orders Ignore Earlier=
-Research New Tech
Naval Warfare
Allows Sea travel.
Increases naval training.
Looses one economy
-Increase economy(2nd turn)
-PMed Military orders
 
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