500 ways you know your computer sucks

[Heretic_Cata]

EDIT: darn, someone beat me to it.

 

[Swedishguy]

#902: You have to insert a code every 108 minutes for it to work.

Sorry, that one was already mentioned.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

#902 Inserting that code takes 108 minutes

 

[carmen510]

903. Inserting that code takes 666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 to the 666,666,666,666 power in millenniums.

 

[tomsnowman123]

#904: That's how long the computer has been around.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

905 Your computer is older than you

 

[Swedishguy]

#906 because it's been around since 8000 BE*

*Before Everything

 

[Heretic_Cata]

907. Beause it created humans.

 

[carmen510]

908. The computer was really primitive alien technology space junk.

 

[Swedishguy]

909# the aliens were amoebas.

 

[ArneHD]

910: You have to use low graphics when playing a MUD.

 

[Love]

911 you cannot set graphic rate cuz the graffic sucks!

 

[Swedishguy]

#912 Your computer is less imaginative than previous way.

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

913. Your computer runs on the blood of innocents.

 

[The Yankee]

Moderator Action: We really don't need reasons that are just the same as the previous one but with a different number in it. Cut the spam.
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

 

[TheBladeRoden]

914.You'd love to make your posts longer than 10 characters, if only it didn't take up all your memory to do so.

 

[Rossiya]

915. It's original owner was Charlemagne

 

[ggganz]

916. Its origional owner was God.

 

[ArneHD]

916. Its origional owner was God.

#917 It was around when god got here.

 

[ggganz]

918. God wasn't around when it got here.