500 ways you know your computer sucks

[plarq]

835 The computer start to operate when kingdom come.

 

[Swedishguy]

#836 It believes Bush is a great president!

 

[sepamu92]

#837. The manual for the computer is so complex that it needs a manual of its own for you to know how to read it.

 

[Swedishguy]

#838 But that manual doesn't exist!

 

[plarq]

839: You need an infinite chain of instructions to start the machine.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

839: You need an infinite chain of instructions to start the machine.

840. And even so, it's not 100% sure it will work.

 

[NikNaks]

#841 No matter how hard you try, it won't work at all.

 

[Love]

#838 But that manual doesn't exist!

#842 that manual is bigger than the computer(BIG)

 

[Swedishguy]

#843 On closer inspection, the computer is still bigger, but not so big that it can actually help.

 

[Love]

#844 The manual is bigger than the computer.
Well thats BIG i say cuz the computer is so big that whole eurasia think its crowded becuz of the computer.
And then think at the manual.

 

[Lotus49]

You turn on the computer, and it says it can't find the operating system, and thus can never load.*


* happened to me today (different PC).

 

[Swedishguy]

The computer is so bad it's almost amusing, but only almost.

 

[salty mud]

#847 It has 2KB of RAM

 

[Love]

it has 1 Bytes ram

 

[NikNaks]

#849 It only has one ram
#850 The ram is chasing you

 

[Atlas14]

#851 It has a flourishing culture of ecoli on the keyboard letters a-s.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

852. RAM is so small that it thinks you are a mountain.

 

[salty mud]

That was lame... ^^

 

[Swedishguy]

Not as lame as the computer!

853. The computer is excellent at not malfunctioning when you want it to.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

#850 The ram is chasing you

#854: The RAM can't run.