500 ways you know your computer sucks

[Snakelover]

573. Your computer can't process well enough to show that there are over 70 reasons over the limit of 500.

 

[Love]

Its an mac os 3

 

[Swedishguy]

#574 You know your computer is to old when it's made of rock and infested with ants

 

[Hitti-Litti]

575. You know your computer is too old when it fries the infesting ants when it is on.

 

[Swedishguy]

#576 The thread is almost full.

 

[Maniacal]

#576 The thread is almost full.

Huh? No it's not...

#576: By thread he meant spools of thread, which your computer knots and reads the knotted patterns as it's hard drive.

 

[Swedishguy]

#577 PrinceScamp eats 'em up.

 

[angeleyes]

#578 I can't send this message to anybody

 

[Genocidicbunny]

#579 When the knowledge of how to use your computer has been passed down from your grandfather who first learned it when he was 5 years old

 

[puglover]

#580: You are assigned to type numbers into it every 108 minutes or the world blows up.

 

[Swedishguy]

#581 the minutes go upwards instead.

 

[Maniacal]

#582

The power cord plug is a penny

 

[Swedishguy]

#583 the processor is driven by antminds.

 

[Love]

#584
Crashes when trying to install sid meiers railroads

 

[Swedishguy]

#585 crashes when installing Pong.

 

[NikNaks]

#586. Crashes when installing 0,1 game

 

[LLXerxes]

590. The graphics card is the eight of spades
591. It's default background is a BSOD screen
592. It comes with Windows pack installed on it!

 

[Love]

#586. Crashes when installing 0,1 game

#592
The computer is not crashing, it is blowing up in anhuge ring of fire

 

[Hitti-Litti]

593. Computer is so lame, that you can barely see some light from the fire.

 

[Sophie 378]

594 It can't manage this:

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