A Corrupt Wish

[Logik]

Hello CFC members I don't know if this thread belongs here but if not can the mods move it to the proper forum with my apologies.

One of my fellow members in the TWC Forums came up with this game.It is a very popular game so i figured i'll share it with you here just to have some fun and have a few laughs.Thanks to Zodiac for coming up with this.

The game is very simple, I wish for something and you make it backfire in the worst possible way.

Then you make your own wish for someone else to corrupt. Be Creative.

And please
no offensive material or language that violates the TOS here.Let's keep it civilized and clean.

Here is an example for those who don't understand the game.


The Poster: I wish for new shoes
You Reply: Granted but Unfortunately, the shoes don't match and are two sizes too small.

And then proceed to make your own wish and another member corrupts it etc,etc.

Okay i'll will start with my wish.

I wish for a million dollars

 

[GoodSarmatian]

The game is very simple, I wish for something and you make it backfire in the worst possible way.

Then you make your own wish for someone else to corrupt. Be Creative.

And please
no offensive material or language that violates the TOS here.Let's keep it civilized and clean.

Worst possible way and civilized and clean kind of exclude each other.
Let's stay with the shoe example:
The worst possible way to corrupt it would be " A serial killer murders your wife and children and sends you new slippers made from their skin and hair (maybe he skinned them alive)".
Would this be too much ?

 

[Logik]

Worst possible way and civilized and clean kind of exclude each other.
Let's stay with the shoe example:
The worst possible way to corrupt it would be " A serial killer murders your wife and children and sends you new slippers made from their skin and hair (maybe he skinned them alive)".
Would this be too much ?

No it wouldn't. And that was good one by the way.When i said civilized and clean i meant nothing that would violate the TOS here.Other than that feel free to be creative.Oh and by the way you forgot to make a wish. Cheers Logik...

 

[GoodSarmatian]

I want to find my true love and lead a long happy life with her.

 

[Atticus]

Moderator Action: Moved to the Forum Games.

 

[Mosher]

You find her, but she is hit by a truck five minutes later.


I wish to be able to beat Civ on deity.

 

[Logik]

I want to find my true love and lead a long happy life with her.

Granted but it turns out that your true love has herpes one leg and has 5 kids and a husband she didn't tell you about.

Edit: Darn it Mosher beat me to it

I wish for a banana split with extra fudge

 

[Logik]

You find her, but she is hit by a truck five minutes later.


I wish to be able to beat Civ on deity.

Granted but the next campaign you play on deity the Ai all gang up on you beat the tar out of you within the first 100 turns as payback for cheating.

I want a banana split with extra fudge

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Granted, but I'm not sure your "extra fudge" is really fudge...

I wish for a nuke that I receive completely in one piece and it doesn't explode until I say so

 

[Optical]

Granted. Unfortunately, for your nuke to hear you you have to be standing next to it.

I wish to be happy.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Granted. Unfortunately, for your nuke to hear you you have to be standing next to it.

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very good

Granted . But Snow White's banging Bashful

I wish I could write the greatest song in the world , not just a tribute

 

[Mosher]

You manage to do so, but it turns out that you copied the Soviet Anthem, and are sued by Russia.



I wish that I get all As this year in school.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

You manage to do so, but it turns out that you copied the Soviet Anthem, and are sued by Russia.



I wish that I get all As this year in school.

Someone puts all the arsenic from the chemistry lab in your food over the course of the year.
You die.

I wish I could see the future.

 

[SamSniped]

You do, but see a nuclear wasteland and :suicide:.
I want to have some cereal right now...

 

[Logik]

[QUOTE
I want to have some cereal right now...

Granted but it turns out that it was a bad batch and gives you the runs for a wk.

I wish to climb a mountain.

 

[GamezRule]

Granted, the mountain is actually a volcano which promptly erupts.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.

 

[MaxaTheGreat]

Granted, too bad you're allergic to chocolate.

I wish for bacon.

 

[Mosher]

Granted, but you have a heart attack and die.

 

[GamezRule]

Granted, you still exist.

I wish that people would wish for stuff.

 

[Optical]

Granted, by making an uncorruptible wish you ruin the spirit of the thread and selfdestruct.

I wish people would stop trying to make uncorruptible wishes in these threads.