We also offer $2.5m on All Quiet on the Dwarven Front.
Accepted.
We also offer $2.5m on All Quiet on the Dwarven Front.
Television Series Pitch #10
Name: Reaper of the Richtersveld?
Spoiler :Description: Pseudo-Documentary that follows a quartet of 'scientists' as they search for evidence of the Legendary Grootslang of South Africa. 60 minutes, C acting, Multi-Star (4 stars), Good Quality CGI.
Name: Love and WarSpoiler :
Genre: Romantic Drama
Length: 30 minutes
Acting: A (2 stars) (800K total)
Focus: Costumes/Makeup
Staff: Excellent (700K)
Description: In the fantasy realm of Waibando, two magical kingdoms find themselves at war. In a conflict over a botched boar hunting expedition leads the King of Albion (an expy of medieval Europe, especially Saxon England/Wales) dead within the borders of the heathen Empire of Yamato (an expy of Medieval Japan, but also with some french influences).
In the Forest of Awakened Nights, right on the edge of the border of the two nations (and where the hunting accident took place), a blue-haired Yamatoese noblewoman known as Anicul (Lauren Bailey) leads a small band of soldiers through the Albion side of the woods. In the dark twilight, however, the army is ambushed by Albionese. After grueling fighting, Anicul remains victorious, but her entire party is dead. Only one Albionese survives, the blonde woman Rebas (Kate Higgins), and Anicul takes her as prisoner. However, in order to survive the harsh wilderness, the two are forced to set their differences apart and work as a team to survive.
Through out the series, they develop a bond, which quickly escalates into a full-blown romance. This forbidden love puts them at odds with both sides, as both know the other will be executed if they decide to go back to either army. Now they must flee the Forest of Awakened Nights and the two kingdoms, and hopefully reach the nearby, neutral Republic of Aylli. A twist at the end of season 1 will reveal that Rebas is also a noblewoman in Albion.
The Hunting of the SnarkSpoiler :
30 minutes
Single Actor
B-Level ($200k)
Audio
Good crew ($400k)
A cartoon based around the nonsense poem by Lewis Carroll. The antics of the characters are narrated by Logan Cunningham. It combines creative imagery and plots with the soothing voice of a velvety smooth black guy voice.
Name: 1-7
Spoiler :Type: TV Show
Genre: Action/Survival
Duration: 30 Minutes
Seasons: 1
Episodes per Season: 17
Starring: Julio Cesar (A/Single Star)
Staff Quality: Good (Focus: Set)
Premise:
After a humiliating 1-7 defeat at the hands of Germany, in the FIFA World Cup 2014 Semi-Finals, observed with agony by 200 Million people on home country and shook billions around the world; Goalkeeper of the hopeful 5-times world champions and hosts Brazil, Julio Cesar receives massive backslash from the international community and his own countryman. He faces the possibility of his football career forever destroyed in an abrupt horrible ending and the certainty of being remembered forever in the footballing nation as a complete failure.
Turns out, not only Julio Cesar that's on the plank. Previously, Favela bosses gambled heavily on the favored home team, and with the heavy defeat, the bosses seeks to spill their anger on the national team. On a hotel heist, coalition of notorious gangs massacred the Seleção, but leaving one survivor, Julio Cesar.
The law enforcement vowed to avenge the dead, but so far it brought no result. As if its not enough, the gangs kidnapped Julio's wife, demanding all of his wealth from his football career in return to repay the money they lost gambling. Julio accepted, but the bosses violated their agreement and killer his wife.
Julio, now having nothing, still hated and unloved by the rest of humanity, had enough. He decides to bring it in on his own hand, as he embarks on a thrilling vendetta to bring down each of the bosses responsible.
Real GamesSpoiler :
30 minutes
Ensemble
C-Level
Set
Mediocre crew ($200k)
Reality show about game shows.
What's Real?Spoiler :
30 minutes
Ensemble
C-Level
Set
Mediocre crew ($200k)
Game show specializing in reality show-related questions and activities.
$850K for 1 season.
$1.25m for 1 season.
$500K for 1 season.
$500K for 1 season.
¿Por qué?
60 Minutes
Ensemble
C-Level
Costumes/Makeup
Mediocre Crew ($200k)
Some kind of real housewives show in Spanish. I really don't know. Because it's in Spanish.
Selling 1-7 to Mech for $1.5 Million
Oasis's Places
Spoiler :Genre: Comedy/'Education'
Length: 30 Minutes
Acting: Single, C
Focus: Animation (if it counts)
Staff: Mediocre
Desc: An animated show. A man by the name of Oasis takes the viewers on a trip around the world to teach people about other cultures. Noted for its negative depiction of foreigners and ethnic minorities
Name: After Ragnarök
Genre: Post-Apocalyptic Drama
Length: 60 Minutes
Acting: B, 8 Actors (1.6 M)
Focus: Director
Staff: Good (400 K)
Description: Valhalla is destroyed, the gods are dead. Surtr has casted his wicked fire magic across all of Asgard, and the aesir and jotunn have fought until their destruction. In the ruins of it all, only six gods remain: Víðarr, Váli, Móði, Magni, Baldr, and Höðr. The last of their kind, the six must put aside their differences and create a new society. That is easier said than done, when each individual god has a different political viewpoint and belives the new society should be created differently. Matters become worse when two humans, Líf and Lífþrasir, are revealed to have survived by cowardly hiding in a tree. Móði and Magni are insistent on making sure Thor's legacy (AKA their father's) is upheld by making sure humanity also survives, but the guilt of hiding away from the final battle to make love still taints them (especially to Odin's sons Víðarr and Vali). The idea that humans will eventually outnumber the living gods (who are all male and therefore can not breed and make new aesir) and take Asgard for themselves brings potentional conflict to the party's cohesion with the humans. Meanwhile, Höðr's previous accidental murder of Baldr before Ragnarok, along with his general blindness, calls into question his loyalty usefulness to the group as large.
Can the eight settle their differences and make Asgard into the paradise it was foretold to be after the fateful battle? Or is everyone fated to die, even them?
Bollywood Shenanigans (musical cartoon)
30 Minutes
Multi-Star (2)
C-Level
Costumes/Makeup (the drawnded ones)
Good Crew ($200k)
Chandresh is a bit of a dandy, but that never stopped anyone from making it in Bollywood before. There's also some chick and a lot of singing.
Television Series Pitch #11
Name: The Armourdillo
Description: Incredibly campy superhero who fights a rogues gallery with painfully punny names. 30 minutes, C acting, Single Star, Mediocre Quality Costumes/Makeup.
Television Series Pitch #12
Name: 1453
Description: Animated comedy detailing the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Turks; replaces actual history with steampunk. 30 minutes, C acting, Ensemble (10 stars), Mediocre Quality Directing.
$800K/1 season.
Either I dump the good crew or you give me more money. Mediocre crew would probably make it more funny though.$400K/1 season.
$750K for both, 1 season.
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Name: 1-7
Type: TV Show
Genre: Action/Survival
Duration: 30 Minutes
Seasons: 1
Episodes per Season: 17
Starring: Julio Cesar (A/Single Star)
Staff Quality: Excellent(Focus: Set)
Premise:
After a humiliating 1-7 defeat at the hands of Germany, in the FIFA World Cup 2014 Semi-Finals, observed with agony by 200 Million people on home country and shook billions around the world; Goalkeeper of the hopeful 5-times world champions and hosts Brazil, Julio Cesar receives massive backslash from the international community and his own countryman. He faces the possibility of his football career forever destroyed in an abrupt horrible ending and the certainty of being remembered forever in the footballing nation as a complete failure.
Turns out, not only Julio Cesar that's on the plank. Previously, Favela bosses gambled heavily on the favored home team, and with the heavy defeat, the bosses seeks to spill their anger on the national team. On a hotel heist, coalition of notorious gangs massacred the Seleção, but leaving one survivor, Julio Cesar.
The law enforcement vowed to avenge the dead, but so far it brought no result. As if its not enough, the gangs kidnapped Julio's wife, demanding all of his wealth from his football career in return to repay the money they lost gambling. Julio accepted, but the bosses violated their agreement and killer his wife.
Julio, now having nothing, still hated and unloved by the rest of humanity, had enough. He decides to bring it in on his own hand, as he embarks on a thrilling vendetta to bring down each of the bosses responsible.
PRICE: $ 1.5 MILLION
The Jade Swordsman
45 Minutes
Single Star ($800K)
B Level ($200K)
Post-Production/CGI
Good ($400K)
The adventures of Jade Swordsman Ti Lung in the Jianghu (Martial Arts World). It is set during the invasion of the Mongols in China and Ti Lung fights the Mongols to protect the Song Empire and hunts down traitors. He also faces rivals such as Iron Palm Sect and Sun Moon Sect.
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- Jade Swordsman Ti Lung