Achtung

[Takhisis]

This came as an email to me Dad a couple of days ago... enjoy!

ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.

 

[The Person]

That's the weirdest German text I've ever seen. I didn't understand a word, and I'm fluid in it.

 

[Takhisis]

Try reading it as English, and it will make sense

 

[CivFan91]

HAHAHAHAAAA! MWA HA HA HA HAAAAA!

Thanks, Takhisis. That made my day.

 

[mitsho]

It's probably hard to get for German speakers - as it probably should be read in English in a way as if one had no idea of the German language, correct? But the text also has some Dutch caracteristics... (or to me it sounds like it, but it is certainly German, or it tries to be)

Now, I'm gonna read the text out loud in the most english manner that I'm able to do it to try to get it. And, yes, I'm at home (and alone) so I can do it, as I should be reading books and learning them for the final oral exams.

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[Takhisis]

It´s in English, only mock-German. Should I post a translation? :shakehead

 

[Dabomb18359]

Yea ever word like pop doesn't translate into poppen... fake.

 

[CivFan91]

Well, yes, it is fake. That's the point.

 

[Tank_Guy#3]

Well, at least I understand the title of the thread.

 

[CivFan91]

The point is that it's supposed to be German, since it's on an official product. What's funny is the official translators are lazy, and just make it up as they go. Sheesh, guys, you are looking to deep into this.

 

[The Person]

Try reading it as English, and it will make sense

Still only got half of it. My German keeps kicking in all the time. But what I got is enough to get the point.