Ad Infinitum: The Elves, the Elves!!!

[Jwitti]

Thanks! I'll go play the next few turns now
OH NO HUMAN HAT!!!
It takes a while to load the mod, it has a LOT of music (Funny, I usually play with it muted.. NOT TODAY!!!!)

 

[Jwitti]

1000th Post Update!!!!!!!!!

What's an 'update'?
"It's when Jwitti, the Author, writes a new section of the story." the narrator explained.
But Jwitti is right here! How is he the author??
"Well, there are two Jwittis. One is a character and the other is a real person with a pseudonym, and the pseudonymous Jwitti is the author of this story." he further elaborated.
Oh, ok. So what about '1000th post'?
"Pseudonymous Jwitti (to whom I will now refer as P-Jwitti) is writing this story on the CivFanaticsCenter (or CFC) forums. You see, you all are based off of a game.
S-s-o our l-l-lives are m-m-meaningless fictionalizations?
Hey, narrator! Go away and stop making her feel bad!!! it's alright Annalise, I'm sure he's either making it up or this P-Jwitti is benevolent and wants good for us.
*Sniff* *Hugs Jwitti* Thank you for making me feel better *Sniff*
Good Grief... ... ACK! THE HUMAN HAT AGAIN!!!
So what's happening in our empire?
Well, we saw some lions and killed them....
Can I see them?
You mean like all the other things we used magic to show you?
Yes.........
Well, umm... we need to wait for imageshack to upload the pictures...
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
B-b-but they're d-d-done now, sir...




Hinduism has been founded in a distant land!
What the--
Don't they worship cows?
"Technically, but that's a nasty stereotype and we don't want to offend anyone!" he reprimanded the characters.
[COW]Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You have discovered Archery! What do you want to research next?
Don't you ever listen?
Mining. It has already been determined.
Yay!!!!!


O MY GOSH WHO IS THAT?!?!?!?
Asoka:
He's from the "Indians" and they're Buddhists, apparently.
Why isn't he saying anything?
Because Dumanios needs to fix the diplotext for everybody, as none of them work.
Dumanios?
Diplotext?
Did we miss the Buddhism-founding message?
Oh yeah, that happened before Hinduism was founded but apparently P-Jwitti missed the screenshot
Oh, OK.
Booty-ist? Booty-ism? Wait a sec........
Hey! Remember what I said about stereotypes?!?!?!?!
So, is he going to say anything?
Let's watch and find out...







Ummm... maybe we should say something?
Yeah
Yeah
There shall be peace in our time!
The Heavens have truly blessed this meeting, Jwitti.
Ummm.. ok. Bye!
*Disappears*

I see some workers who call themselves 'Punjabi'

And now I see the city called Dilli.. and look! The men.. they have mustaches and carry clubs! How human-like!


You have discovered Mining! What do you want to research next?
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Oh, OK, fine... Bronze Working it is.
Random guy: Sir? The Forest Barracks is done.
good. Start training archers to protect the city.
Yes, Sir. *Runs off*

I wonder why Mr. Narrator didn't tell us that......
*Shrug*
O MY GOSH I'M TRAPPED!!!!! THE MYSTERIOUS INDIAN BORDER IS KEEPING ME FORM GETTING THROUGH!!!!!
Calm down!! Just wait by the bay you named, "Elf Bay" and once we learn how to make boats we'll com and get you personally.
OK.....


Sir, the Archers have finished their training and have taken up positions around the city.
Thank you, Random Guy.
I have a name, sir.
Well, what is it?
Well, P-Jwitti hasn't decided yet. But when he does decide he'll name the archer unit after me
[Everybody] ACK! HUMAN HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright then.

Start training some scouts to explore, as Soveliss is trapped for the moment.
*Sniff*
And now we'll let P-Jwitti decide Random Guy's name, ok guys?
[Everybody]Alright!


Don't touch that dial-- we'll be back soon!

Spoiler P-Jwitti's Minute :

OK 1: You guys can vote on Random Guy's name
2: Your feedback is appreciated! You guys are great!

 

[SamSniped]

I vote Marcus!

 

[Dumanios]

"So, is he going to say anything?
Let's watch and find out..."



I vote Gilden Silveric, that's the only Elven Archer name I know.

 

[Jwitti]

You do need to fix that

Spoiler :

HUMAN HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's so going in my sig.. both of them

 

[Dumanios]

It got fixed in 0.2, it was in the changelog.

 

[Jwitti]

Oh. OK
I obviously am not going to upgrade yet.

 

[MaxWar]

Nice so far!
ACK! Human hat!

*Only problem I see with the human hat thing is that when people are going to start reading this story a month from now, when the hats are gone. They wont understand what the hell this is all about

 

[Jwitti]

I know

 

[brandon.herren]

Superdeluxepicrediblexcellentalentexceptional Update

 

[Jwitti]

wow, thanks!

 

[SamSniped]

Nice update/1000th post! Hopefully mine might be a story

 

[Radio Noer]

I vote Keebler for Random Guy's name.

 

[Jwitti]

I vote Keebler for Random Guy's name.

 

[thecaesar]

I was going to ask how Jwitti had a crush on a fictional charachter, but then you corrected me before I even asked by specifying the difference between Jwitti and Pwitti (that is how I think of it, anyways... P-witti instead of J-witti. )

 

[Jwitti]

Don't thank me, thank Narrator. And did you vote for a name for random Guy? Please choose one that someone already suggested from now on, guys, that way we don't end up with a 1-1-1-1-1-1-1 tie

 

[SamSniped]

I change my vote to Gilden Silveric

 

[Jwitti]

OK I'm updating TOMORROW so the votes are open until then, so get a-votin!

 

[Akbarthegreat]

Random guy to me:Like it?
Me:Love it!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys can vote on Random Guy's name

First random elf.


BTW, you should have played on Sid.

Spoiler :

ACK!!! HUMAN HAT!!!

 

[Jwitti]

Nah, I didn't want to be that seriously overpowered...
About the updating, I got caught up in stuff so barring catastrophe I'll do it today