Epimethius is listening to Us and Them by Pink Floyd
Provolution said:
Well Epimetheus, at least I am not smoking weed...
That was a cheap shot, now, wasn't it? Besides, what wrong with it? It might loosen you up. Make you more creative. Make you funnier. Make you not do other people's work. All sorts of possibilities.
I reformed our military in fixed formations, democratized warplanning, prepared expeditions for overseas colonies, found the most economic way to run our military and still be secure, I also developed procedures for upgrading and disbanding our obsolete forces, which has accelerated the production of the Forbidden Palace in Yatta, and the defensive area in the North
So you did a lot of forum BS that didn't make any in game difference, appointed a bunch of assisstants, eliminated the need for your job entirely, and disbanded some things. And you fortified the north, which wasn't really in any danger, anyway.
Funny, as you're the head of the military I would've thought you mentioned that war we had at the start.
MSAV has made a military reform in order to involve more people, and that is what I was elected for. I notice I cannot please everyone, but sometimes you need to make decisions to make things progress. Getting demobilized spearmen and swordsmen in a timely fashion was also key here.
You were elected to do your job. You were elected to draw up battle plans when necessary. You were not elected to reorganize your job and give people ten captain's hats and a couple of ships. You were not elected to ask us where every f-ing unit should go, you were elected to decide for us. If we wanted to decide where every unit went, we would, and we wouldn't have you at all.
You will certainly see the public criticize me if I acted on my own, just see what happened to General Chieftess in the Iroq War. Now that I have polled every conceivable defense situation on our continent and developed a military structure and infrastructure to face that, I feel that I can concentrate on overseas exploration, the use of the Imperial Commando.
But you don't need to do that. The People are supposed to tell you what to do if its important, and I feel very strongly that way. But you're overdoing it by doing all this. If this were a direct democracy we would do just that, and we wouldn't have any ministers. But the whole point of ministers is that they do all the paperwork and execution, while we make the big decisions. What you're asking us to do is essentially execution, because those decisions don't mean anything. Polling important things is good. But that's not what you're doing. What you're doing isn't your job, its bureaucratic spam. It's tiring out the People.
I'd also like to point out that these "doctrines" aren't doctrines at all, they're very minor plans. A doctrine is something that effects all departments and lasts a nice, long time. Not where spearmen in some far off desert should go for the next three turns.
As for the Imperial Commando (wtf?), there's a difference between using him for reasonable things and using him to attack the defile the Aztec capital.
Also notice that MSAV is a team, and that we communicate internally on how to do things. MSAV is MSAV, and not Cheech and Chong.
Cheech and Chong are a team!
And its the Ministry of
DEFENSE. That joke was old the second time I saw it.