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[Thorbal]

Why would we get Kalingrad? wouldn't Latvia get it? But fine whatever, it'll help our navy. (although i'd prefere we get our true lands back (ie: Belarus Vilnuis and Western Ukraine))

Mkay, we will assume the burden of managing it if you don´t want it .

It didn't fit the shape.
on other news.. Poor Germany...

Why poor? I guess both Germans and Bavarians would be quite happy. We never got along anyway... or perhaps Austria could annex it ?
( edit: I mean Bavaria, not Germany ^^)

 

[Winner]

Mkay, we will assume the burden of managing it if you don´t want it .

Take Danzig too when you're at it

 

[Kraznaya]

Why poor? I guess both Germans and Bavarians would be quite happy. We never got along anyway... or perhaps Austria could annex it ?
( edit: I mean Bavaria, not Germany ^^)

Germans enjoy being pissed and ejaculated on?

 

[Atticus]

Take Danzig too when you're at it

And Brünn!

Denmark doesn't look right on that map.

Neither does Norway, Sweden or Finland, so I guess, it's ok.

 

[Winner]

And Brünn!

Fine, I don't like being in Czech Rep. anyway

 

[holy king]

Germans enjoy being pissed and ejaculated on?

never seen german porn?

 

[silver 2039]

Germans enjoy being pissed and ejaculated on?

never seen german porn?

I think your confusing the Germans and Japanese.

 

[holy king]

I think your confusing the Germans and Japanese.

the germans were the japanese before the japanese started to produce porn.

 

[warpus]

Take Danzig too when you're at it

And don't forget to take Sepultura.

 

[Thorbal]

Germans enjoy being pissed and ejaculated on?

Eh - sorry, I don´t think I understand how you come to that conclusion.
Bavaria seceding from Germany equals nationwide bukkake ?

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Metaphorically, of course.

 

[Thorbal]

Metaphorically, of course.

...time passes...
ah, now I get it . Missed some posts/pics on the previous page.

 

[TheLastOne36]

Mkay, we will assume the burden of managing it if you don´t want it .



Why poor? I guess both Germans and Bavarians would be quite happy. We never got along anyway... or perhaps Austria could annex it ?
( edit: I mean Bavaria, not Germany ^^)

Denmark is peeing all over you guys!!!

 

[TheLastOne36]

Wow this has to be one of the stupidest pages on civ fanatics.

it's in my sig.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Wow this has to be one of the stupidest pages on civ fanatics.

it's in my sig.

Yeah, I pretty much had you in mind when I made that comment on Catholic Russia . . .

(Well, and anyone who thinks all Americans are ignorant of geography.)

 

[TheLastOne36]

Hm, how comes the people in the True Polish Lands in the East don't speak Polish at all?

Jeez i thought you were the whiz on Central/Eastern European history.

After world war II ALOT of poles (Millions i think) moved/were deported from Belarus Lithuania, and Western Ukraine over to Silesia and Danzig to outpopulate the germans who were still the slight majority in those areas.

Before WWII Vilnuiss population was over 80% Polish.

 

[Thorbal]

Hm... so if Scandinavia represents the male part of Earth... who is the female counterpart? And if Denmark is urine, what happens if Sweden or Norway have to get rid of more solid substances? And if Germany is the toilet, who is the cleaner? If Bavaria secedes, is the toilet broken?

Never thought that cartography could have such philosophic implications.

 

[TheLastOne36]

Hm... so if Scandinavia represents the male part of Earth... who is the female counterpart? And if Denmark is urine, what happens if Sweden or Norway have to get rid of more solid substances? And if Germany is the toilet, who is the cleaner? If Bavaria secedes, is the toilet broken?

Never thought that cartography could have such philosophic implications.

Didnt they find a giant rock in australia, which from saterlight looks like a giant vagina?

Where do you think all the sewage goes? The Netherlands of course!!!

Looks like us Poles are the plumbers though...

 

[nonconformist]

This one is a classic: The "Tory Atlas of the World"

I'll try and make a better versio of the scan with t'internet

 

[Bill3000]

My god, that's worse than your typical "The World according to the US" map.