Apocalypse NES

[Wubba360]

Alright I am joining this one soon. Here is my nation

Nation Name:The Grand Imperium of the Eldar
Race:Angles
Economy:Consecrated (+1)
Tier: 1
Army:5 Paladin Divisions
Background: When the fall of the free world came the imperium of the wise council was called from the heavens. Seeing the threat they have come to attempt and stabilize the world. Preaching freedom they are led by the Grand Master. The mortal leading them is Constantine. They fear the oncoming war and are struggling to turn the tide against the evils of the world.

Place me in Great Britain please.

 

[Wubba360]

when are the orders due. Because I like this idea so I say keep this thing going!

 

[~Darkening~]

@Wubba: you know someone is already in Britian right?

An old man, dressed in catholic bishop robes, comes in front of a huge crowd. Located in one of the few buildings left in Panama City, the gigantic convetion had just began. Representives form nearly every country in South America had come to listen to the Bishop speak. The crowd grew tense as the old man made his way over to the podium and set his notes up. With a clear and loud, yet somewhat shaky vioce the man began to speak:

"Dé la bienvenida a mis hermanos puede usted ir con dio." he spoke, clearing his throat. "Welcome my brothers to Panama. It is a pleasure to see so many of you here today. Especially in these dark times, that is. Now down to the real business.

Let us first speak one the matter of the issues. Many may wonder why God chose to leave us down on this accursed planet. Well, me and the rest of the top clergy have all came to the reason. It is actually very simple, as the answer has stared at us in the face this whole time. God left us upon this rapture plant because he knew everyone would not be saved. Yet, being the merciful God that he is, could not leave these people to die. So He left people down here to make sure that there is still a safehaven upon this planet. We must do God's work and commit to this cause.

To come to the next business, we must decide upon our fates. before this Armaggedon, we all were members of great states that ruled over the continent. Now those states lie in ruins. We unite against these devils and form a single entity in order to combat them. far to the north already lies an enemy, and we must unite into one force if we are to defeat them. So my brothers of faith, will you all join with us or must we do God's work on our own?"

To All People in South America
From The Panamian Convention

In these hours of darkness we offer you a ray of hope. Join with your brothers of faith and together we will bring about a new heaven upon earth!

To the Republic of Texas
From The Panamian Convention

We also extend to you an offer of NAP.

 

[Warman17]

Is it too late to join up?

The scourge of Russia (Naziassbandit)
Race: Zombie-demon mix. Zombies are mindless slaves with half-demonic hell spawned lords ruling over them.
Economy: Not Bad (+1)
Tier: 1
Army:8 raider Divisions
Background: When the fires of hell were unleashed upon the unprepared world, a bizzare disease spreat across Russia with unbelievable rate, turning the infested persons into mindless minions. The disease itself stopped spreading at some point, limiting the amount of infestions, but the exisiting zombies and their demonic overlords were enough to lay waste upon human societies in wide areas across the Euroasia. Riding the flat plains with dead horses and arming themselves with magical tools and conventional arms, they ravaged entire cities and indiscriminately slaughtered people in their millions.

But as the twilight passed away and earth was plunged into darkness, the scourge dissappeared to the east where they decided to settle down and found their own empire.



Well?

Just place me somewhere in the far eastern steppes.

So are you demon or human? No mix races or ones of your own design here people!

 

[Warman17]

Place me in Great Britain please.

There is already ssomebody in England, I'd have to set you up in scotland and I doubt neither of you will ike that

 

[silver 2039]

Nothing was ever here.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

I'm very worried.

 

[countalorkrin]

A piercing scream down the dark hallways. Silver however walked on ignoring it, in the Canadian International School of Bangalore a rape occurred every 3 minutes and this was nothing new.

Silver continued walking, ever since this angle and demon nonsense had started ever had started going insane and destroying things including people in his school everyone who had failed the IB entrance exams had turned into violent nihilists and had begun a massive destructive rampage. Silver having a reserved seat in IB was not concerned of this and thus joined in massive rapes and other piercing scream came from the art room. Silver grabbed his bollocks all 39 of them and decided to join in on the rape. Entering the room he found it empty. Suddenly red cracks began breaking gout across the floor. The ground shattered a great flame shot up and a fiery beast emerged from the ground. “Fear me!” it cried “I am Satan!” Silver stared at it “You don’t exist *****”
Satan growled “Yes I do I’m right in front of you”
“No you are a merely a figment of my insane, schizophrenic, psychotic, sleep deprived mind”
Satan roared in anger and shot a flame at Silver who stepped aside and let it pass. “There’s your proof” he said
“Still don’t exist”

“Bloody atheists” Satan growled “Always so hard to deal with. What will it take to prove my existence to you?”
“Well there is one way” said Silver rubbing his legs and chest in a horny sort of way. He circled around behind Satan.
“Hey what are you doing!” said Satan
“Hey, hey! Get your finger out of there!!!” Satan screamed
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” he screamed as Silver thrust violently into him.

A few hours later after Satan had stopped moaning and whimpering he offered Silver a most interesting opportunity. “I can make you and your friend’s demons” he moaned rubbing his arse “You could have used lubricant you know…”

“No” said Silver “But anyway yah make us demons ***** and we’ll bust a cap up your ass in da hood I is a bad ***** black ass gangsta rappa”
“Um right…” said Satan

And thus Silver and his friends became demons and began their reign of terror.

yes silver,you didn't add the part where you raped me in the back of the school bus...i've turned into one of those demons now, because of you

 

[Kentharu]

HOLY CRAP!! dude silver you are god only no bah you are super aethist?

 

[Thlayli]

Iggy? Come to Malta, we have villas.

If you feel a burning sensation when you step into the jacuzzi, don't worry. It's definitely not the sting of your agnosticism slowly giving way to fervent Catholicism in a pool of holy water.

Uh...nothing like that.

 

[Warman17]

silver. Tone it down.

 

[erez87]

Well i'll send orders soon... but you didn't answered if stories give bonuses..

 

[Reno]

Silver, my image of you as a person has just denegrated to an all time low.

 

[Kozmos]

I think he's just going a bit emo and lashing out on religion. It's just a phase.

 

[silver 2039]

\skdgfgngngdn

 

[Kozmos]

Didnt think that kind of emo.

 

[das]

Anyone want me to visit them and write some stories? I'll work for anyone angelic or neutral.

I'd take neutrals or Thlayli if I were you - Azrael isn't tolerant of agnostics. He knows his boss is real.

 

[Princeps]

So are you demon or human? No mix races or ones of your own design here people!

Oh, for... whatever. Come on, it's trivial.

 

[countalorkrin]

silver is not an emo, he hates emo's and so do i .. emo's are irrationally suicidal and deprressed even thought they have an extremely could social and family life.. so emo's turn around and shoot yourself or see the other side of the road... don't mean to sound too capitalist.. but yeh .. bloody capitalist

 

[andis-1]

I'm very worried about the state of indian youth atm :/