ASNES- My Return to Our Roots

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Minnestron/MooseWarrior
Tribal Council
Age:Classical
Color: Purple
Economy:Grown 5/4(-2 upkeep)
Army:8(Classical age)/4(Soup Fanatics)
Navy:1(Classical age)
Sciences:0
Culture:10
UU:Soup Fanatic-(Ties in with Insane Soup Wonder.) The Soup Fanatics drink as much of the Insane Soup as possible. Because the soup contains many drugs, they are impervious to pain, but can be a danger to their own side until the effect of the soup wears off.1 unit per jack.
Wonders:The Great Stone Soup Bowl(+culture+Economy)[Complete]Camp'ells Soup Bowl (+economy)[Complete]Insane Soup (+military effectiveness, +culture)[Completed]The Great Recipe Library (+economy +culture)[4/5]


Orders:
Finish Wonder
Invest 5 jack into improving economy by distributing gained loot through my empire, giving each citizen more money to spend to pay taxes.
Spend 2 jack on Science.
 
To: Beneria
From: Russia


Do not fall for the Carthago-Germanic ruse. They are merely trying to pull the wool over your eyes; us in the east have never before saw the Benerians as an evil kingdom. No, it is the Carthago-Germanic alliance that is evil. It is they who destroy small nations with recklessness and violent abandon. They are sinister and ruthless and cannot be trusted. Please do not fall for their tricks; Carthage has shown its bad nature towards you in the past.
 
To: Beneria
From: Russia


Do not fall for the Carthago-Germanic ruse. They are merely trying to pull the wool over your eyes; us in the east have never before saw the Benerians as an evil kingdom. No, it is the Carthago-Germanic alliance that is evil. It is they who destroy small nations with recklessness and violent abandon. They are sinister and ruthless and cannot be trusted. Please do not fall for their tricks; Carthage has shown its bad nature towards you in the past.

From: Carthage
To: Russia


Oh, and you Russians are so pure and innocent. You attacked Germania whilst they were off fighting another, for the soul purpose of snatching up territory. We will not deny that we have not done so, but should we be considered evil for doing the same as Russia, Germania, and even Beneria themselves? No. We are normal, and if we are not, than the world is evil, and we don't believe this to be evil. We do exactly as the world does. There is nearly no people on this earth who could say that they have not done as we have. All we are doing is moving to protect ourselves and friends from a menacing force to the east that stares us down like prey, and we will not stand idly by.

Also, we understand that Beneria and Carthage have had problems, but those never led to conflict, only compromise, and then we proceeded to repair damage. For example, whilst Alderia was falling, under the strengths of Germania, Carthage, and Beneria I might add, Beneria and Carthage entered a squabble over how lands that both wanted should be split. In the end, they compromised, Carthage giving its long established colony, and Beneria handing over its Iberian territory, both nearly equal in size and importance. From there, the two fixed the issues the squabble caused, and moved on.

So, Russia, how about you take all your squawking, and shove it, for no one wants it.
 
To: Carthage
From: Russia


You foolish nation of inbred inferior idiots, it was Russia who defended the small and the weak against the big and powerful. Germany attacked Rome, we defended them. SPARTA declares their righteous independence, now we defend them. Germany attacks Alderia, and this time we won't allow their aggression to go unmatched. It's all or nothing here, and we WILL defend Europe from their constant rampaging one way or another. We will restore Alderia and Rome and we will destroy Germanica once and for all. Russia is the defender of the small and the weak, and we will restore pride to once proud people.

So, Carthage, why don't you take your cowardly tactics, and shove it, for your comeuppance has arrived.
 
From: Carthage
To: Russia


Oh, it seems that you have forgotten about that little war with Sumeria, you know, the one where you took Crimea and some other territory along the Black Sea. So much for standing up for the weak there.

Also, however did you assist the Romans, cause we believe we assisted them more than you had. We invaded Germania's northern islands and decimated their navy for crying out loud! However, when Rome was on its final leg, its inferior culture bowed to our own. W then made amends with Germania, and were allies ever since.

Finally, you preached peace with Germania on high when you first met. What ever happened to that O' Savior of Europe? Methinks that Russia's words reflect the breath that comes with it, rotten.

So, take your hypocrisy and shove it.
 
OOC: This is fun.
 
To: Carthage, Russia
From: Sumeria

Sumeria does not care about your squabbling.

Our plan was to get it back from Russia. And how did we do it? By selling Classical to them.

And we're hardly weak. We survived a war from all four of our neighbors and we won two. We're getting back on one for the third, and we got our territory back from the fourth by diplomacy.
 
To: Carthage
From: Russia


Our war with Sumeria was fought honorably, not cowardly. We started it and Sumeria's cowardly neighbors finished it; when we saw this happen, we withdrew because it was so dishonorable. Germania instead attacked us when we were occupied in Sumeria and we responded and won honorably. Now, Germania picks on small, weak nations, and they have no concept of honor. We may allow Germania to retain some of their island possessions but we cannot allow them to rampage any further. We used to respect Germania but no longer; we wish it didn't come to this, but Europe need a protector. Nobody else is willing to do it, certainly not your evil nation. As for you, you attacked Rome while you were allied with them and absorbed them viciously while they were crippled. You have no honor, you are a lot of foolish cretins and we hereby cut all correspondence with your nation of devils. May you all rot in the fires of Hades.
 
To: Carthage
From: Sumeria

The Age of Blood, as we like to call it, was started when Russia attacked. Then, Egypt attacked Armenian Anatolia and the Levant. Soon, Arabia decided to take our capital, rape and kill our princess, commit a genocide against my citizens, and loot our lands. Those cowards decided to pick on the weak, so we made peace with our Russians. Soon, we had found peace with the Egyptians and then attacked the Arabians.

Soon after we attacked the Arabians, the Harappans declared war. We annexed the Arabians and forced the Harappans into a white peace.

We had our mind on regaining territory lost in the war.
 
Rouran/Avaria ~ Stormbringer
Monarchy
Age: Classical
Color: light brown
Economy: Growing 5/7(-1 upkeep)
Army: 9(Bronze age)
Navy: 0(Stone age)
Sciences:1
Culture:2
Wonder:Rouran(Allows for the callup of trained Militia)[Completed]Avaria(+Culture+Science+Economy-Revolt risk)[5/7]

Rouran Orders:

Pay upkeep
Build 4 ships
Continue project
Spend 5 eco on sciences
Bank 2 eco
 
Spelling and grammer are important (I learned that the hard way and I still suck at grammar). Yes you can change your UU to fit the era.
 
r we allowed 2 have a unique unit per era

OOC: It would probably be in your best interest if you learned to use proper spelling and grammar, as people would take you (and by extension, your nation) more seriously.
 
How much Science does one need?

Spoiler :
Orders: Continue to spend all jacks on Science. Then have my armies conduct small raids into Amazonas(They are the yellowish nation right?)
 
You do realize I'm Amazonia, right?

OOC: You do realise you're not supposed to read other players' orders, right?
 
Only 1 UU at a time. But you can change your UU.

Update has continued (The other day I was working on it, but the site went down so I couldn't finish it)
 
Update is to be posted in a matter of 1-2 hours.... hold your breath while it comes.
 
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