ASNES-Operation motherhen

To:Spain
From:Amon

Ooops...So I did!Tell me about how I forgot it in your orders and it will be there next turn times 2.
 
Where's your stories Das?

Something was happening. In perfectly-grided white cities, the people were awakening. Quietly, they formed lines in the fields just outside of the capital. Men, women, elders, children... all amassed there.

The Council of the Few inspected them, and knew, that the time was ripe. Living Death was to be exported. The world was waiting for the unification.

And those who resist... will die just as well. Only, after the death, they will be dead. Whilst the Queztals, and those who accept their teaching, will be alive. That was the order of things.

To make sure that the point was not lost on the world, various foreigners were brought before the mob.

Gelion said:
Don't quite like the map

Gelion was torn to pieces. Calmly...

JosefStalinator said:
I guess we are just too cool for diplomacy

JosefStalinator was torn to pieces. Emotionlessly...

Concona said:
Don't ever do that again

Concona was torn to pieces. Methodically...

Toteone said:
We believe you've forgotten to carry out the orders regarding our project

Toteone was torn to pieces. Painfully...

...the execution of the prisoners was over. The Queztalleagans had once more honoured the name of Amon Savag, the Named One, the Equal of Queztal, the Maker of Updates, the Chronicler of Queztal Greatness.

Meanwhile, a Spanish ambassador was torn to pieces as well, separately. Had the Council of the Few not been dead, they might have wondered why in Thisworld would the Spanish still be sending ambassadors here. Living mortals just didn't seem to learn...
 
*Pronounced over the plains of the New World*

"The armies of Spain will destroy the evil that are the living dead."

The horns blew a warning signal to the Quetz on the other side of the fortified line, a sign of impending destruction as they realized their diplomat would never again approach the sacred Castille.


(ooc: Spain believes she has PM'ed you the project Great Amon. :) If not it was to increase population growth by X% determined by Mod per round)
 
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Insane Panda said:
Haha. Insane Panda was not torn to pieces!

Insane Panda was torn to pieces. Pre-emptively...
 
EDIT-You sent what needed to be sent in your orders,Toteone.Thanks :D
 
ORders need to be sent in BY TOMARROW!!UPDATE WILL BE IN APROXIMATELY 24 HOURS FROM THIS POST!!
 
Amon Savag said:
EDIT-You sent what needed to be sent in your orders,Toteone.Thanks :D

Heh, I knew that you of all people would appreciate Toteone's style. ;)
 
Spring of 1619

The Big One

The Mughal and English Empire set a spot for a battle,and the armies assemble.Since it is a local fight,the Mughals assemble first,and already have extensive knowledge of the area,plus the strenght of their enemies quite well.The English as well have gained alot fo intell on their enemies,and they find out ahead of time,though almost too late,that the Mughal Empire was going to launch a surprise attack on the said battle ground.

The English assembled and the Mughal horde rode out to attack.The Mughals charged blindly through 2 volleys and met with English bayonets,where they waded through the section closest to the river,then WHAM!!!The English fleet that was inside the river watching the battle openned fire with their double barrels and smashed the Mughal charge.The Mughals then retreated with the English foot carrying on a counter attack,but the Mughal base was slightly inland to the river and out of reach of galleon-fire.The English counterattack met Mughal musketmen (Captured by Chinese/English/Persians) and a swift reversal of the cavalry retreat to make a countercounterattack.The English were at a loss this time,but their general had sent 3 seperate lines to counter attack.The first was overrun,but the other 2 covered what retreat could be made of the survivors,and the battle lines returned to where they had been at the start.

As reinforcements arived at both camps,more attempts were made at the other's supremacy over the land.Although every day that an attack is launched the fighting is brutal,noone has become a clear-cut winner.Although it doesn't seem like the British are going anywhere as long as they have the river.

Mughal losses-80000,Good,1
England's losses-20000,Good,2/10000,Good,3/5000,Veteran,2/2000,Veteran,3

France looks like a second Britain

English instructors instruct France on how to be like them!Now France is more modern and luxurious,and it's people are happily living like Englishmen now.

Ottoman Empire surrenders

North Africa goes to France,Russia gets all that they've conquered,and Austria gets all of Yugoslavia,and Hungary.

The Queztalaca Leagaca vs. Spain,The fight continues

The Queztals in Mexico continue their retreat and are covered from their persuers by Queztal guerilla forces that continually pop up,fire,and disperse.These take time that the army needs to regroup.Then a 2 pronged attack comes against Mexico from the north and south.Slipping guerilla groups behind enemy lines,the Queztals make a decicive victory against a strong Spanish force in central Mexico,as the spanish army was attacked in all directions.On the north by the Queztal regular army,and on all other directions by the Queztal Guerillas.

The Spanish fought their way through the south ,where the second army that came from the west was waiting for them,and the result was a sandwitch maneuver in which no spaniard was taken alive.Though many queztals were taken out with the fallen spanish.

The Queztals also make many guerilla attacks against other spanish forces and the result is a more numerous loss for the Spanish than some would expect(Grenades are a nice tool for guerilla war).The Queztals will be equipping their new men with pikes,though,as they have found that easy-to-make european weapon to be an effective tool.

The only bright side of the war is the taking back of the west coast by the Spanish main army,and a skirmish victory against the regrouped Queztal army in that region,and the takeing of the east coast by reinforcements sent by the motherland,a couple of victories over guerillas in the east.Basically,this is still a war.

Queztal losses-30000,veteran,1/3000,Elite,1
Spanish losses-30000,Good,1/10000,Veteran,1/200,Elite,4(Conquistadors)

The Chinese war

The Chinese send no further attacks against the Mughal Empire,but do concentrate ferociously against Dai Vet and Burma.Thailand gives Burma a grant so that they can continue the good fight with a still-numerous force.The Burmese,with their general-king,continue to push back every attempt at their frontier.There are scattered rumors that Yu Wei's men are about to try their luck against the Burmese.If this fails,the chinese emperor may have to sue for peace.

Chinese Losses-40000,Good,1/20000,Veteran,1
Burmese Losses-40000,Veteran,1
Dai Vet Losses-3000,Elite,1

Persia and Mughal Empire sign peace

At current borders

Belgium starts to shout for independance

The belgian people want to be freed from Spanish opression,and to set up some kind of merchant oligarchy.

Dutch indies start trouble with Portuguese

The dutch in india sent a raiding party into the portuguese owned portion of India.This could be considered an outright act of war,although there was a bad famine in their part of India and they had to do that in order to survive...The withdraw to that is,the famine effected the portuguese section,and many people on their side starved to death because of this raid.

Trade Missions

Denmark-14 naos and 5 galleons are back from India with 3 eco worth of goods.5 carracks will return next turn from the carribean where they just went slave tradeing with 2 economy.4 Xebecs will be back next turn from the slave trade in America with 2 economy.

England-10 carracks are back from Dutch Taiwan with 2 eco.13 Xebecs are back from the first ever slave trade,using 13 xebecs from east africa going to America.Next turn they will be back with 4 eco.

France-10 venetian galleasses and 20 galleons will return from Mughal india with 10 economy worth of profit next turn.

Portugal-Entire fleet is back from Korea with not 1,not 2,but 13 eco

Venice-21 Galleass' got back at the end of the season with 9 economy worth of crap from Portugueses Africa

Spain-23 Galleons go back to China and are expected next season with 10 economy.

Sima Wang's Fleet-Is now operating from France.Sima sets up HQ in Nice and readies his fleet for many years worth of trade between the orient and Europe.

Other trade bull****

China has a demand on European wool (Tarriffs still apply)
England has lowered demand for all European products..They now demand Chinese products.English Americans demand more slaves
France still demands products from india
Holland still demands American products that can only be bought from Spanish colonies.
Venice still demand African products only found in the Portuguese colonies.
The Ottomans still have a huge demand for sugar from north america.(Britain is a grand exporter for this)
Portugal now has a demand for Japanese products.

Message to players

TOTEONE!You spend economy to raise the value of equipment of your troops.You spend 1 economy,and you'll get your industry times 1000 men equipped better.If you spend 2 economy,that number is doubled.Trippled with 3,and etc...
 
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Get orders in by Sunday night.I will update then.
 
Did I lose my economy or was it banked? I think it was banked, thanks!

*communication by way of Quetz prisoner who was skinned alive, his digits cut off, his balls crushed and after extensive care from a Spanish doctor was allowed to crawl back to his camp*
So you believe yourselves to be strong, a few victories and you think you are a match for the Spanish Empire? You will be destroyed and your ashes will not be buried.
*This he said, the Spanish King*
Edit: PS. It's gutsy to attack the Spanish! Reminds me of my war with the USA except Spain is definately the ultimate superpower of this game! :D
Aaanyway:
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OK das, I sort of answered your decleration of tearing-to-pieces by declaring ultimate war but I got to looking things over.
This turn I may spend 15 economy points on equipping my army with l337 weapons and armor to the point of ultimate badassness, everyone will be wearing aluminium armor and carrying grenade rifles; I CAN actually give the orders to spend our every ounce of currency on defeating your evil Empire. But I want to build Galleons!

So, do you want truce? I'll let you off with returning to your borders.
Or --- die!!!
Lol, so it's your choice... but I have a hankering some of your neighbors might want to help me out rather then watch the Spaniards retreat from the theater of combat... cuz' they'll be next!

Come to think of it I've a better idea. Why not join together and destroy the fools who are watching us beat each other up?

Really das, what's the point of fighting Habsburg? My precious Empire is wicked strong and you're not really getting anywhere at all. I'll support any other ambitions you have if you'll cede the land back. I might even let you have half of it. As these words are spoken by the Spanish King thou should accept his gracious offer!
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Diplo. to NPC's around the Idiot League

GATHER YE UNWORTHY, FOR THE SPANISH KING SPEAKS!
Do you wish to join us in our fervor to destroy the Qeutezecal League? They are wicked, cruel men and must be destroyed. The Spanish army does not wish to withdraw from an honorable match, but if you will not support her then Spain will ally with the Quetz and annihalate you all!
I have spoken! Ally with Spain or be DESTROYED!

OK, so you're England. Well England, want to fight with me?
 
lol.Tote,you don't have grenades.
 
From: Queztal League
To: The World

The Spaniards are losing, yet somehow they still have a vast empire.

Its rather weird for such weaklings to have such a vast empire.

They clearly can't keep order there, can they?

What we mean is, invade them already!
 
We're not losing, we're kicking your furry ass. This is your last chance, retreat of face annihalation.
you don't have grenade rifles
I don't have grenades? But I thought I was technologically superior?
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Nevermind, last chance das or I whip your redskin zombie hide.
 
You ARE losing, re-read the update. We are winning battle after battle, and already, your foolish living mortal army is in full flight.
 
Toteone said:
We're not losing, we're kicking your furry ass. This is your last chance, retreat of face annihalation.

I don't have grenades? But I thought I was technologically superior?
...

Nevermind, last chance das or I whip your redskin zombie hide.

Its 1619, toteone.
 
The only ones with grenades is the queztalaca leagaca.

Spain and the rest of the rest of western civilisation is alot more advanced than the queztal league in all areas except that.
 
Meh, admit it, we're technologically superior in all areas. We're just hiding much of our superiority for the sake of sport, apart from the grenades, which are fair game.
 
Orders sent.
 
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