ASNES-Operation motherhen

[amirsan]

From Denmark
To Poland:
We totally agree to this.

 

[das]

From: Queztal League
To: Spain

Living white man. Know that farther resistance is futile and irrelevant. Withdraw from Mexico and hostilities will be over. We have not noticed much logic and reason in the actions of the living white men, or any other living men, so we doubt that you will act as suggested. Know that your assimilation is assured, and that your fight, due to your primitive social system, is doomed.

 

[Volum]

Somewhere in Sweden:

Camilla was waling down the street, she was pretty, kind of like an Elin Nordegren clone.
Suddenly a man aproached here:

"Hey, you wanna hear an amazing offer?"
"I doubt it, im not interesting if buying anything."
"What if you could make money, and be incredible popular"
"Go on, she said"
"How would you like to go to Madagascar, you would be paid ofcourse and you will be worshiped by the native men, maybe even some women"
"What? Madagascar, where the fu** is that?"
"Its an island near Africa, its always nice weather and warm, you will be paid, get your own house, all your expenses cowered."
"But, its still Madagascar"
"You can chose anyone of the men you want, they will all be after you, even some women!"
"But, i would have to leave my family!"
"You will sail with a ship with 1550 horny Swedish soldiers"
"When do we leave?"

And so, the same thing happend 49 other places in Sweden

 

[IceEye]

orders:
bank economy
send all boats out in groups of 3 to the different colonies bring back trade
expand colonies

 

[IceEye]

To: Japanese
From: Holland
We are sorry for our idiotic attack on your city. The man responsible is beheaded.
Will you accept our official appology`?

 

[Amon Savag]

@Das-The lords don't care about what a simple monk has to say.And you never said to attack if the Spanish did not in your orders.I can send you the orders you sent,if you want.Queztal age is an age that's totally different from any other age that's ever been..Totally different from the midievil age,renaissance,stone,anything.If I were to call it anything but the Queztal age it would be infactual.

 

[das]

OOC: I see. I never said anyone actually listened to him, I just said there was such an idea. As for the Queztal Age... nevermind.

 

[Amon Savag]

@Das-You muh boy!

 

[Amon Savag]

Oh yes,update will be Monday

 

[das]

@Das-You muh boy!

Whatever.

Oh yes,update will be Monday

And the Moderator spoke, and the people of the Queztal bowed to him, knowing that an update is crucial to the League.

 

[Amon Savag]

What is "Queztal League" in the Queztal native tongue?

EDIT-I will not take "A bad ass group of mother****ers" as an answer

 

[alex994]

OOC: Is training also in 1000 men or wat?

 

[Specialist290]

From: Japan
To: Netherlands

We accept your apology.

 

[Jason The King]

*thinks he can field the question because he made the rules, though am not sure if Amon will do it in his NES*

Alex: the amount you recruit is determined by your population, your moral, and industry in some cases. Also matters on how much else you are recruiting.

 

[alex994]

Jason: Not recruiting, but training, as in militia, good, veteran and so on.

 

[JosefStalinator]

to Persia
from United Kingdom
If persia chooses to invade portugal attack from UK would be imminent, and UK encourages all other colonial powers ot sshow that we willl not be bossed around by natives

 

[alex994]

To United Kingdom
From China
Since we invaded Portugal's colony in Chinese proper, would u European countries attack China as u request in ur letter?

 

[Amon Savag]

1 economy trains your men to the next level,you cannot train to veteran or Elite...Your men will gain experience and become veteran or elite.

 

[conehead234]

Toersia
Fromortugal
Do not make a stupid decision that will led to the destruction of your country.

 

[alex994]

To Portugal
From China
Since the incident is resolved(over aim) wat about a NAP?